4 definitions by LenisWenis

Mark Sanford

1. An individual that is simultaneously retarded and evil.

2. Someone who miraculously represents (SC-1) despite going to Argentina on taxpayer dollars.

"My dad saw Mark Sanford at the gas station yesterday."

"Did your dad introduce himself?"

"No, he just flipped off Sanford and walked away."

by LenisWenis October 27, 2017

Passport

A small Honda SUV from the early 2000's that wants to be a Jeep. It's not particularly good at offroading and it's not particularly good at driving in the city. It has terrible gas mileage.

Also, it's basically an Izuzu Rodeo with a different badge.

"Dude let's go mudding in my Honda Passport!"

"Why? Last time I had pull you out with my minivan."

by LenisWenis October 27, 2017

Odyssey

A Honda minivan that only over-protective soccer moms want to drive but their teenage kids get stuck with as their first car. Early 2000 models looked like giant hearses.

"So what did you get for your birthday?"

"My parents got me a car..."

"Wow that's so cool! What kind of car?"

"It's our 10 year old Honda Odyssey."

by LenisWenis October 27, 2017

nimbleton

A squatting person that puts their shirt over their knees and waddles around like a 2ft penguin.

"Is that woman a midget with giant boobs or is she just acting like a nimbleton?"

by LenisWenis October 27, 2017