LemonySnickets's definitions

Stick your head in a bucket

1. To be so frustrated with someone that you want them to kill themselves.
2. To want someone to stop existing

Oh my god moron, go stick your head in a bucket

by LemonySnickets December 13, 2019

Starfish

A sexual partner (usually female) who is not actively involved in the sexual encounter.

"My girl is a starfish, how can I fix this?"

by LemonySnickets March 1, 2016

Gender Terrorist

An individual who usually identifies as gender fluid and tries to push these fluid terms on to the rest of society. Gender terrorists usually deploy an arsenal of logical fallacies, claims of discrimination against them, actual discrimination against others and bullying in an attempt to invoke special treatment.

Person 1: "My baby is not a boy just because he has male genitals and I thank you to stop using such statements"
Person 2: "Yeah ok Gender Terrorist, what pronoun should i use then?"

by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017

beau5

Beautiful.

Derived from the common smart phone typo when using gboard.

Honey, you're so beau5

by LemonySnickets April 27, 2022

Souchebag

It's like a douchebag, but for cyclists

omg, this souchebag cyclist just cut me off

by LemonySnickets October 22, 2020

Chip Margie

1. A soft bun or bread spread (usually thickly) with margarine with hot chips and sauce inside.

2. A chip butty served with margarine instead of butter

Customer: Can I have a chip butty?

Clerk: We have no butter, is a chip margie ok?

by LemonySnickets June 13, 2022