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Commutard

(COM-YOU-TARD)

1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.

2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.
Example 1
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Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard
by LemonySnickets September 26, 2020
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Rimming the Future

To manipulate the events in the present or to redefine the past with the goal of achieving a particular desired future.
Person 1: "Dude, your economics degree seems so boring. Why do you even bother?"
Person 2: "Bro, I'm just rimming the future"

Person 1: "Why do US history books put an emphasis on the US involvement in WWII as if they won the war when Russia actually did?"
Person 2: "They were just rimming the future"
by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017
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Bum shoulder

A hip
My mother had to get a bum shoulder replacement
by LemonySnickets September 18, 2022
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Techmantic

Adj. A romantic gesture, action or situation related to technology, especially consumer electronics.
Boy: Do you want to snuggle in bed and watch Netflix?
Girl: aww, you're so techmantic
by LemonySnickets June 7, 2018
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iSpastic

Someone who is mistakes memes or other elements of internet culture for reality
Politician 1: I think we should fix the economy
Politician 2: Ok boomer
Politician 1: I'm 25 you iSpastic
by LemonySnickets December 16, 2019
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Starfish

A sexual partner (usually female) who is not actively involved in the sexual encounter.
"My girl is a starfish, how can I fix this?"
by LemonySnickets March 1, 2016
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Big Dick Syndrome

A person of any gender who uses their achievements, particularly those of a financial or career nature, as if they're swinging a big imaginary dick around the room. Very regularly seen on online dating profiles, or in first meeting situations.

Big Dick Syndrome most usually occupies people who for one reason or another feel insecure about themselves so try to put on a face to cover up their short comings.
"Hey baby, nice to meet you. I'm the senior executive manager of customer experience and digitalisation at XZY, and I think you're pretty hot, want to go for a ride in my '63 Ferrari Roadster? "

"I don't know, with your big dick syndrome you might not have room in the passenger side for me"
by LemonySnickets July 14, 2019
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