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A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.
Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham
by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022
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An acryonym for "Main In a Dress"

Describes a mentally unwell man who wears womens clothing and expects others to pretend he is female. May involve the use of hormone therapies or surgical mutilation.
That's not a woman, that's a MID
by LemonySnickets June 17, 2023
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{SLEP-LOAD)

A video, show or movie uploaded to the internet that is used en masse by viewers to fall asleep. Sleploads usually contain monotone or consistent speech throughout the majority duration of the content. Sleep inducing quality may be intentional or unintentional by the creator.
Yeah! My favourite Youtuber just released a new slepload!
by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020
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It's like a douchebag, but for cyclists
by LemonySnickets October 22, 2020
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A term used to express that someones understanding of a word, quote, event or issue has been wrapped away from reality by twitter.

The term came about in response to the tendency of twitter users to misinterpret things then spread that misinterpretation around like a game of telephone.
Eg 1.

"Man, this reporter is always twitter wrong"
by LemonySnickets July 18, 2020
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(COM-YOU-TARD)

1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.

2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.
Example 1
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Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard
by LemonySnickets September 26, 2020
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(COM-YOU-TARD)

1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.

2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.
Example 1
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Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard
by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020
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