LemonySnickets's definitions

Pinocchio

1. A person with autism or other neurodiverse condition.

So called because just like Pinocchio they'll never be a real boy.

This Pinocchio keeps staring at me.

by LemonySnickets November 2, 2022

Perangry

Anger or moodiness in a woman, caused by the onset of a period.

My wife gets so perangry whenever it's that time of the month

by LemonySnickets November 3, 2020

The power of boners

The act of putting your desire to have sexual interaction with someone over top of survival instinct. This can manifest in both genders as undertaking extremely dangerous, stupid or embarrassing acts.

Regularly seen in cinema where characters either do something illogical in order to impress another character or two characters ignore the dangers around them to have a romantic moment.

Person 1: "Dude, why did he run back into the collapsing building he just escaped from?
Person 2: "Hot chick is still inside. The Power of boners"

by LemonySnickets December 19, 2018

Double Doors

A slang term for big ears

Oh my did you see the double doors on that kid?

by LemonySnickets June 4, 2017

Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021

Bocket

A rear pocket, a butt pocket

This new line of workout gear comes with bockets

by LemonySnickets April 19, 2018

Antifa Peaceful

1. To riot or act with violence
1.1 To cause criminal damage, arson or attack government buildings

The siege on the capitol building was antifa peaceful

by LemonySnickets March 4, 2021