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Mother

1)...enlengthened form of Mom.
2)A woman who constantly bitches at you for random shit you probably didn't do, to achieve her miserble self-fufillment.
1) Kid: "HEY MOM!!"
Mother: "Speak properly, junior. Use 'Mother' instead of 'Mom,' so I can brag to my friends like a cunt what a sophisticated and trained little boy I have.

2)My mother!
by Leiko October 2, 2004
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Abyss

Hell, Hades, The Pit, Tartarus, etc.
Oh, thank you...you have brought me from the abyss...
by Leiko October 5, 2004
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Confwoozled

Word that Leiko says often, related to Confuzzled. It is a state of confusion and puzzlement, but said in a cute way.
Mrs. Cralle: Blah, pythagorean theorem, blah blah Segment-Addition Postulate, blah blah, blah, etc.
Random Junior: Uh...
Random Junior 2: Lyk...wat?
Luca: Those dumbasses...xD
Jenn: I ish confwoozled!
by Leiko October 5, 2004
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Backpack

Dora's knapsack from the kids show Dora the Explorer. Backpack is another of the inanimate, yet talking objects from the beloved children's show. Backpack is evidently very efficient for Dora, because she carries her drugs in there.
...I'm the Backpack loaded up with things and knick-knacks too, anything that you might need, I've got inside for you...Backpack, backpack...yay!
by Leiko October 7, 2004
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Grateful Dead

And so what if it isn't a real definition? You can't define them.

If my agnostic\athiestic ass worshipped something, it would most definitely be the Grateful Dead. For all you hippie-haters, I say, DAMN YOU. So what if they were stoners and whatnot? They produced some damn good music, and you'd probably agree if you'd actually listen to it.
Thank you, Jerry, for a real good time.
by Leiko October 3, 2004
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I Love You

The three hardest words to say in the English Language.
When done properly, side effects include: A seeming absence of your stomach, silence, perhaps tears, and an overwhelming joy.
by Leiko October 10, 2004
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Niggatrol

Medication to keep that Inner Nigga under control.
Look at that crazy shit! He needs some niggatrol...
by Leiko October 6, 2004
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