55 definitions by Leif
From the German translation 'Speed Play', fartlek is a training exercise used by distance runners to increase their anaroebic capacity. This increases racing performance greatly by allowing muscles to better cope with the lack of oxygen associated with high-intensity activities. The process involves speeding up to race pace for several minutes, then jogging for several minutes, repeating until workout is over.
by Leif February 24, 2005
by Leif May 26, 2005
When a parent and child are in a situation that would be represented by a "Very special" episode of a program that explores teen angst. Could also be among peers/teens to talk about all those things that those shows seem to talk about.
Mom: I saw you making out with that boy...
Daughter: God, Maaaaaaaaa! That was a private place!
Mom: It was a KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!
Daughter: Maaaaa!
Mom: I just don't want you making the same mistakes I made.
Daughter: Oh, is this a very special Blossom episode?
Daughter: God, Maaaaaaaaa! That was a private place!
Mom: It was a KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!
Daughter: Maaaaa!
Mom: I just don't want you making the same mistakes I made.
Daughter: Oh, is this a very special Blossom episode?
by Leif April 12, 2005
The act of using the ALT+TAB keys to jump from application to application (Or document to document), or in the workplace, using those keys to hide the website of non working nature to go back to an open document looking like you're doing real work.
I hate that I can't alt-tab between Visio documents.
When Art heard the boss's footsteps, he quickly alt-tabbed to a spreadsheet, hiding the streaming pr0n he had been lookin at.
When Art heard the boss's footsteps, he quickly alt-tabbed to a spreadsheet, hiding the streaming pr0n he had been lookin at.
by Leif April 8, 2005
Five letter acronym for
Chief MothaFucka In Charge
usually used by hourly people in regards to the high execs of a company
Chief MothaFucka In Charge
usually used by hourly people in regards to the high execs of a company
Worker Bee 1: Man, who can I complain to about these insurance increases!>!>!!?!?
Worker Bee 2: Well you can start with the manager, but I doubt it will get back to the CMFIC!
Worker Bee 1: Damn... I'd love to deep six that cracker!
Worker Bee 2: Well you can start with the manager, but I doubt it will get back to the CMFIC!
Worker Bee 1: Damn... I'd love to deep six that cracker!
by Leif May 31, 2005
The surgical procedure also known as bariastic surgery in which the patient's stomach is reduced significantly - like a fist might be reduced to a thumb. This procedure is not recommended for those that need to lose less than 100 lbs.
Typically, the stomach is reduced from the size of a melon to the size of an egg
Typically, the stomach is reduced from the size of a melon to the size of an egg
The only way that Peter Jackson, that dude from Blues Traveller, and that fat chick from Wilson Phillips lost weight so fast must have been from thumb stomach. Didn't Rosanne have that too?
by Leif August 17, 2005