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A somewhat subtle way of saying that someone is a homosexual or a hinge. It can apply to either men or women. Basically, most hetero-guys would subscribe to Playboy and most hetero-gals would subscribe to Playgirl. However, a guy who subscribes to the "other magazine" would get Playgirl.
You rarely hear of a baseball player that subscribes to the other magazine.
by Leif June 10, 2006
mugGet the subscribe to the other magazinemug.

floordusters

Breasts that are so large that they'll end up saggin below the knees - dusting the floor.
Yeah, Amber's got huge knockers, but when she turns 40, and has had a few kids I'll bet they'll be floordusters.
by Leif June 10, 2006
mugGet the floordustersmug.

nagger

A spouse or significant other. Comes from the fact that they love to ride your back and never ever ever stop. God what a whipping... what a beatdown. And people wonder why half of the world cheats.?
With all the items on the honey-do list, Steve contemplated feeding his nagger arsenic.
by Leif June 10, 2006
mugGet the naggermug.

vaginal slice born born

1. Caesarian section.
Came from the Ticket, Gordon Keith.

2. Can also be a salutation of farewell.
Definition 1:
Girlfriend 1: Did she have natural childbirth?
Girlfriend 2: No, the baby was breech, so she had a vaginal slice born born.

Definition 2:
Dude 1: Well, time to go see the wife and squids. Later!
Dude 2: Vaginal slice born born!
by Leif June 10, 2006
mugGet the vaginal slice born bornmug.

very special Blossom

When a parent and child are in a situation that would be represented by a "Very special" episode of a program that explores teen angst. Could also be among peers/teens to talk about all those things that those shows seem to talk about.
Mom: I saw you making out with that boy...
Daughter: God, Maaaaaaaaa! That was a private place!
Mom: It was a KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!
Daughter: Maaaaa!
Mom: I just don't want you making the same mistakes I made.
Daughter: Oh, is this a very special Blossom episode?
by Leif June 10, 2006
mugGet the very special Blossommug.

kyleif

Has a big dick , loving heart that’s full of joy
Damn kyleif here you go again
by Leif November 23, 2021
mugGet the kyleifmug.

uncle stuff

i got uncle stuff in my eye
by leif June 10, 2006
mugGet the uncle stuffmug.

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