Leif's definitions

vaginal slice born born

1. Caesarian section.
Came from the Ticket, Gordon Keith.

2. Can also be a salutation of farewell.

Definition 1:
Girlfriend 1: Did she have natural childbirth?
Girlfriend 2: No, the baby was breech, so she had a vaginal slice born born.

Definition 2:
Dude 1: Well, time to go see the wife and squids. Later!
Dude 2: Vaginal slice born born!

by Leif June 10, 2006

Syttende Mai

The most important day in Norway-May 17. It is Norway's 4th of July. In 2005, Norway turns 100. It is celebrated all over the world whereever you can find people with Norsk backgrounds. I already have my bottle of Aquavit in the freezer to celebrate. It is mentioned often in Minnesota.

Dude, let's break out the Aquavit! Norway's turning 100 on Syttende Mai!!

by Leif January 9, 2006

orgasm in my mouth

When you eat food that is so freakin fantastic that it's like having an orgasm... but in your mouth... and without a mess.

Man, that Thai food was so phat that i'm having an orgasm in my mouth. I'm spent!

by Leif June 10, 2006

tapped by the Captain

Definition: ready to head to the bathroom to drop a dookey, pinch a loaf, take a dump, see an indian about a horse. Ready to POOP!

Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.

Man, I went to that Super Buffet. Durin' my second plate, I got tapped by the captain. Almost didn't make it either!

by Leif June 10, 2006

grex

It means sex, used often on radio stations so they don't get fined by the FCC. Other coralarry terms are grenis and grorgasm.

It's crazy how our privates get us in trouble and we all obsess about grex. It's just a grenis and a virginia.

by Leif June 10, 2006

have good and get give

Enjoy all the things coming and going your way. Usually said while passing a co worker down the hall. Buff Tanner was caught saying that, and it's caught on like wildfire in DFW area.

Dude 1: I gotta go! I just got paged by that nympho.
Dude 2: Aight! Have good and get give!

by Leif June 10, 2006

Uff Da!

One of those international exclamations that have made it to areas where there is some Scandinavian populations. It can express joy, frustration, bewilderment, etc.

The term Uff Da! can be found on many items at a Scandinavian shop - such as coffee mugs, license plate frames, etc.

It is an analogue of such words in other languages as "oy vey" or "carumba."

In Norway, Charlie Brown says, "Uff Da!" instead of "Good grief!"

Lars: The government is going to audit my income tax!
Henrik: Uff Da!

Thor: Did you see that hottie over there?
Leffe: Uff Da!

Henrik: Can you believe that Norway is only 100 years old this year?
Roar: Uff Da!

by Leif June 10, 2006