Leif's definitions

nagger

A spouse or significant other. Comes from the fact that they love to ride your back and never ever ever stop. God what a whipping... what a beatdown. And people wonder why half of the world cheats.?

With all the items on the honey-do list, Steve contemplated feeding his nagger arsenic.

by Leif June 10, 2006

Passat

Not only a brisk wind, but a damn fine automobile.

I drive my Passat 76 miles a day.

by Leif June 10, 2006

rotcherkokov

Fake Russian word for VD. Used to make fun of people that like Russian Mail-order bribes.

Q: What's the Russian word for VD?
A: Rotcherkokov

I met this gal in Russia after browsing a mail-order bride site, but after I banged her, I got a bad case of rotcherkokov.

by Leif June 10, 2006

jönx

Just another word for stuff, shit, junk, collection, what have you. Used sometimes with CDs of fave music.

Sometimes, my brother and I trade music jönx cds.

Would you get out of the way and jönx?

We gotta have a garage sale to get rid of this jönx.

by Leif June 10, 2006

Jedi Wife Trick

One of the side effects of having your wife watch enough Star Wars - it's an offshoot of the Jedi Mind Trick. A wife performs the Jedi wife trick, by simply saying something to her husband that causes her husband to do her will. It's sometimes accompanied with the hand motion that Obi Wan used on the Storm Troopers in Episode IV.

Husband: My buddies and I are going to go shoot some pool over at Pool Hall X.
Wife: (with hand motion) You do not want to go out with your buddies.
Husband: I do not want to go out with my buddies.
Wife: You do not want to play pool.
Husband: I do not want to play pool.
Wife: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Husband: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Wife: You want to clean the kitchen.
Husband: I want to clean the kitchen.

Husband calls one of the buddies.
Husband: Sorry, I think I'd rather clean the kitchen and not play pool tonight.
Buddy: Damn, your wife pulled the Jedi wife trick again.
Buddy 2:(In background) That woman's a Jedi master.

by Leif June 10, 2006

UDWOD

Acronym for Urban Dictionary Word of the day...

I heard someone was really happy when POATEW was made the UDWOD.

by Leif June 10, 2006

floordusters

Breasts that are so large that they'll end up saggin below the knees - dusting the floor.

Yeah, Amber's got huge knockers, but when she turns 40, and has had a few kids I'll bet they'll be floordusters.

by Leif June 10, 2006