Leif's definitions

Elvis Ramone

One of the least known members of the Ramones. He is also the drummer of Blondie (the band). In the revolving door of the drummers for the Ramones -- Tommy, Marky, Richie -- Elvis came in at a time when Marky was too much of an alcoholic and before they got the uberquick drumming of Richie. He played for a few gigs before they kicked him out for better punk drumming talent.

Ramone Fan 1: Name all the Ramones!
Ramone Fan 2: Joey (RIP), Dee Dee (RIP), Johnny (RIP), Tommy, Marky, Richie and CJ.
Ramone Fan 1: You forgot about Elvis Ramone

by Leif June 10, 2006

cmfic

Five letter acronym for
Chief MothaFucka In Charge

usually used by hourly people in regards to the high execs of a company

Worker Bee 1: Man, who can I complain to about these insurance increases!>!>!!?!?
Worker Bee 2: Well you can start with the manager, but I doubt it will get back to the CMFIC!
Worker Bee 1: Damn... I'd love to deep six that cracker!

by Leif June 10, 2006

FTP

A TLA for Fine Tobacco Product - what you see on cigarette packages. Can be used as a noun or a verb. Can also mean a cigarette break.

Keith: Hey dude, can I bum an FTP.

Wende: Let's go FTP!

Greg: Hey EO, almost ready for that meeting?
EO: Sure, right after Java, PP, FTP.
(Coffee, urinate, ciggy break).

by Leif June 10, 2006

thumb stomach

The surgical procedure also known as bariastic surgery in which the patient's stomach is reduced significantly - like a fist might be reduced to a thumb. This procedure is not recommended for those that need to lose less than 100 lbs.
Typically, the stomach is reduced from the size of a melon to the size of an egg

The only way that Peter Jackson, that dude from Blues Traveller, and that fat chick from Wilson Phillips lost weight so fast must have been from thumb stomach. Didn't Rosanne have that too?

by Leif June 10, 2006

disco

Among other things, disco can also be an intransitive verb - an abbreviation of "disconnect" - usually used in the past tense. It is normally used during an online game or instant messaging.

Even with broadband, I somtimes get discoed.

Our group was destroying that Narglartch den on SWG until the Zabrak got discoed.

by Leif June 10, 2006

proness

Used when you have style in doing things. Pro-ness, a mixture between prowess and profesional.

We parked our car in the tightest spot. I have proness

by leif June 10, 2006

makes my pants go crazy

Another way to say that a female is very good looking and would be fun to mate.

Wow, I just got the latest playboy, and WOW does Amber Campisi make my pants go crazy!

by Leif June 10, 2006