Leif's definitions
Baseball player, 1st Base, Plays for the Kansas City royals. Not a bad dude - on the religious side a bit. Been an all star. Hit a lotta taters.
Sports Reporter Talking to another KC Royal: "Have you seen Mike Sweeney?"
(Say it out loud! hahahahahaha)
(Say it out loud! hahahahahaha)
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the Mike Sweeneymug. by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the Passatmug. Just another word for stuff, shit, junk, collection, what have you. Used sometimes with CDs of fave music.
Sometimes, my brother and I trade music jönx cds.
Would you get out of the way and jönx?
We gotta have a garage sale to get rid of this jönx.
Would you get out of the way and jönx?
We gotta have a garage sale to get rid of this jönx.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the jönxmug. One of the side effects of having your wife watch enough Star Wars - it's an offshoot of the Jedi Mind Trick. A wife performs the Jedi wife trick, by simply saying something to her husband that causes her husband to do her will. It's sometimes accompanied with the hand motion that Obi Wan used on the Storm Troopers in Episode IV.
Husband: My buddies and I are going to go shoot some pool over at Pool Hall X.
Wife: (with hand motion) You do not want to go out with your buddies.
Husband: I do not want to go out with my buddies.
Wife: You do not want to play pool.
Husband: I do not want to play pool.
Wife: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Husband: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Wife: You want to clean the kitchen.
Husband: I want to clean the kitchen.
Husband calls one of the buddies.
Husband: Sorry, I think I'd rather clean the kitchen and not play pool tonight.
Buddy: Damn, your wife pulled the Jedi wife trick again.
Buddy 2:(In background) That woman's a Jedi master.
Wife: (with hand motion) You do not want to go out with your buddies.
Husband: I do not want to go out with my buddies.
Wife: You do not want to play pool.
Husband: I do not want to play pool.
Wife: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Husband: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Wife: You want to clean the kitchen.
Husband: I want to clean the kitchen.
Husband calls one of the buddies.
Husband: Sorry, I think I'd rather clean the kitchen and not play pool tonight.
Buddy: Damn, your wife pulled the Jedi wife trick again.
Buddy 2:(In background) That woman's a Jedi master.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the Jedi Wife Trickmug. Q: What's the Russian word for VD?
A: Rotcherkokov
I met this gal in Russia after browsing a mail-order bride site, but after I banged her, I got a bad case of rotcherkokov.
A: Rotcherkokov
I met this gal in Russia after browsing a mail-order bride site, but after I banged her, I got a bad case of rotcherkokov.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the rotcherkokovmug. To emaul a person is to send them a gazillion emails, even though all that could get done in one 3 minute phone call. It could also happen when someone just has to forward every stupid stinking chain letter "Please send this for good luck" "Somebody loves you" "Bill Gates will send you a check! I know it's true, My brother's cousin's roomate's ex boyfreind's mother-in-law's nephew works for Microsoft" Dreck.
Since Maria didn't have IM at work, she and Jen were emauling each other all day long.
If somebody emauls me one more time about my relatives that crashed in Nigeria, I'm gonna have to deep six them.
If somebody emauls me one more time about my relatives that crashed in Nigeria, I'm gonna have to deep six them.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the emaulmug. When you eat food that is so freakin fantastic that it's like having an orgasm... but in your mouth... and without a mess.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the orgasm in my mouthmug.