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A TLA for Fine Tobacco Product - what you see on cigarette packages. Can be used as a noun or a verb. Can also mean a cigarette break.
Keith: Hey dude, can I bum an FTP.
Wende: Let's go FTP!
Greg: Hey EO, almost ready for that meeting?
EO: Sure, right after Java, PP, FTP.
(Coffee, urinate, ciggy break).
Wende: Let's go FTP!
Greg: Hey EO, almost ready for that meeting?
EO: Sure, right after Java, PP, FTP.
(Coffee, urinate, ciggy break).
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the FTP mug.The surgical procedure also known as bariastic surgery in which the patient's stomach is reduced significantly - like a fist might be reduced to a thumb. This procedure is not recommended for those that need to lose less than 100 lbs.
Typically, the stomach is reduced from the size of a melon to the size of an egg
Typically, the stomach is reduced from the size of a melon to the size of an egg
The only way that Peter Jackson, that dude from Blues Traveller, and that fat chick from Wilson Phillips lost weight so fast must have been from thumb stomach. Didn't Rosanne have that too?
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the thumb stomach mug.Exclamation. It's a retort to someone who is whining about something rather trivial. It is said among dudes to indicate that their compadre is acting like a little girl...
Dude 1: I'm not sure I should ask her out, she might say no...
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the assignment.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the assignment.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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Get the beee-yotch mug.Kissing... especially as far as making out. Comes from the act of exchanging saliva.
Usually only heard in guy-centric locales: locker rooms, frat houses, etc.
Usually only heard in guy-centric locales: locker rooms, frat houses, etc.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the swappin spit mug.From the military, it's an acronym for
Taken
Out
Back
And
Shot in the
Head
Usually it's a term to make reference to a person that gets a group into FUBAR occurrences multiple time.
Taken
Out
Back
And
Shot in the
Head
Usually it's a term to make reference to a person that gets a group into FUBAR occurrences multiple time.
"Ollie! You should be TOBASH! You've gotten this all FUBAR, your a freakin' clusterfuck magnet. We're gonna deep six yo ass bytch!
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the TOBASH mug.The act of using the ALT+TAB keys to jump from application to application (Or document to document), or in the workplace, using those keys to hide the website of non working nature to go back to an open document looking like you're doing real work.
I hate that I can't alt-tab between Visio documents.
When Art heard the boss's footsteps, he quickly alt-tabbed to a spreadsheet, hiding the streaming pr0n he had been lookin at.
When Art heard the boss's footsteps, he quickly alt-tabbed to a spreadsheet, hiding the streaming pr0n he had been lookin at.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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