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cmfic

Five letter acronym for
Chief MothaFucka In Charge

usually used by hourly people in regards to the high execs of a company
Worker Bee 1: Man, who can I complain to about these insurance increases!>!>!!?!?
Worker Bee 2: Well you can start with the manager, but I doubt it will get back to the CMFIC!
Worker Bee 1: Damn... I'd love to deep six that cracker!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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FTP

A TLA for Fine Tobacco Product - what you see on cigarette packages. Can be used as a noun or a verb. Can also mean a cigarette break.
Keith: Hey dude, can I bum an FTP.

Wende: Let's go FTP!

Greg: Hey EO, almost ready for that meeting?
EO: Sure, right after Java, PP, FTP.
(Coffee, urinate, ciggy break).
by Leif June 10, 2006
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grex

It means sex, used often on radio stations so they don't get fined by the FCC. Other coralarry terms are grenis and grorgasm.
It's crazy how our privates get us in trouble and we all obsess about grex. It's just a grenis and a virginia.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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tapped by the Captain

Definition: ready to head to the bathroom to drop a dookey, pinch a loaf, take a dump, see an indian about a horse. Ready to POOP!

Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.
Man, I went to that Super Buffet. Durin' my second plate, I got tapped by the captain. Almost didn't make it either!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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kyleif

Has a big dick , loving heart that’s full of joy
Damn kyleif here you go again
by Leif November 23, 2021
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naplash

What happens to you when you start nodding off and then you jerk your head back suddenly. Happens a lot when staying on the computer too long. Very dangerous if driving.
If you didn't get enough sleep, and you're driving, please pull over at the first instance of naplash. If possible, get coffee or walk around, or take a proper nap.

I was trying to play SWG the other night, but one of the people in our group kept disconnectin, and I started sufferin naplash.
by Leif April 7, 2005
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orgasm in my mouth

When you eat food that is so freakin fantastic that it's like having an orgasm... but in your mouth... and without a mess.
Man, that Thai food was so phat that i'm having an orgasm in my mouth. I'm spent!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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