3 definitions by Legener

Iowa Meat Cleaver

Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.

"Hey, how was last night?"
"Oh, it was great. I got to give my girlfriend an Iowa Meat Cleaver."

by Legener July 19, 2017

Boneless Pizza

A term for drooling mouthbreathers to use and think that their shitty memes are funny.

"Hey, can I get a uhhhh.... BONELESS PIZZA? Hahaha, I'm dying alone...."

by Legener July 19, 2017

Advanced Darkness

Darkness so dark that your flashlight will probably explode, and THAT won't even give off any light.

"This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is....ADVANCED Darkness!"

by Legener July 19, 2017