Lee Farmie's definitions

greasy spoon

A cheap snack bar or cafeteria serving inexpensive cholesterol-heavy food to the working classes.

A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!

The Rendezvous on the A22 at Wapses Lodge, between Whyteleafe and Caterham.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

glaswegian kiss

A head butt. Where one person violently smashes his or her forehead into the face of another normally resulting the latter's discomfort and/or severe facial injury.

Peeved by Rupert's impertinence, Neville gave him a glaswegian kiss and put him hospital.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

stuffed shirt

A well turned out gentleman with the brains of a rocking-horse.

Although Hayden gave the impression of being a sophisticated man about town, he was in fact a complete stuffed shirt.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

bruno's arm

A stool rendered unflushable by its sheer enormity. Named after fomer British heavyweight boxer, Frank Bruno.

Angela quickly moved on to the next lavatory having been horrified by the sight of bruno's arm in the first.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004