Lee Farmie's definitions

Grasmere Thunderbolt

A particularly offensive fart; one that tends to clear a room for anything up to half an hour.

The business meeting was suspended for several minutes after Timothy involuntarily dropped a Grasmere Thunderbolt.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

glaswegian kiss

A head butt. Where one person violently smashes his or her forehead into the face of another normally resulting the latter's discomfort and/or severe facial injury.

Peeved by Rupert's impertinence, Neville gave him a glaswegian kiss and put him hospital.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

bruno's arm

A stool rendered unflushable by its sheer enormity. Named after fomer British heavyweight boxer, Frank Bruno.

Angela quickly moved on to the next lavatory having been horrified by the sight of bruno's arm in the first.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

Sutherland rules

There often comes a time in any competitive sport, game or pastime where the rules are mysteriously changed to favour one participant. This participant will convince all his or her opponents that these are the commonly accepted and legitimate rules regardless of available published regulations which are to hand and which they seem to contradict.

The person asserting these revised rules will be strongly advantaged and will almost invariably win as a result of these rules. These are Sutherland Rules.

Jim won the crazy golf competition, but only by adopting the Sutherland rules.

by Lee Farmie October 6, 2004