Lee Farmie's definitions
A cheap snack bar or cafeteria serving inexpensive cholesterol-heavy food to the working classes.
A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!
A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
Get the greasy spoonmug. An official of any small amateur or semi-professional football (soccer) club in the UK. They are often, but not exclusively, elderly, haughty and completely out of touch with the club's supporters.
They drink free tea and cakes before, at half-time and after the game, they NEVER pay to watch the game and always receive a free programme or matchday magazine. They almost invariably wear a white shirt, a club tie and, of course, a blazer: a dark jacket often bearing the club's crest on the breast pocket.
They tend to be held in low esteem by supporters and "blazer" should be considered a derogatory term.
They drink free tea and cakes before, at half-time and after the game, they NEVER pay to watch the game and always receive a free programme or matchday magazine. They almost invariably wear a white shirt, a club tie and, of course, a blazer: a dark jacket often bearing the club's crest on the breast pocket.
They tend to be held in low esteem by supporters and "blazer" should be considered a derogatory term.
As Vice Chairman, Clive felt he was an important and respected figure at the club. The fans just sniggered at the pompous old blazer.
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
Get the blazermug. A beer ponce. A sneck is an old-fashioned latch and a snecklifter was someone who would lift the latch on a door of a pub, poke their head into the bar to see if there was the friendly face of someone who would buy him a pint.
Lent its name to a dark ale brewed by Jennings of Cockermouth in the English Lake District.
Lent its name to a dark ale brewed by Jennings of Cockermouth in the English Lake District.
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
Get the sneckliftermug. A stool rendered unflushable by its sheer enormity. Named after fomer British heavyweight boxer, Frank Bruno.
Angela quickly moved on to the next lavatory having been horrified by the sight of bruno's arm in the first.
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
Get the bruno's armmug. Although Hayden gave the impression of being a sophisticated man about town, he was in fact a complete stuffed shirt.
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
Get the stuffed shirtmug. Almost complete incapacitation due to excessive alcohol consumption. A toilet-hugger is likely to wake up in the morning on the lavatory floor with a raging hangover.
Digby was left toilet-hugging drunk having had one pint of Strongbow too many at the golf club on Saturday night.
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
Get the Toilet huggingmug. The business meeting was suspended for several minutes after Timothy involuntarily dropped a Grasmere Thunderbolt.
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
Get the Grasmere Thunderboltmug.