LeX's definitions

batfuck crazy

Sufficiently mentally unstable to attempt intercourse with a bat.

Dan Quayle is an ass clown, but his wife is batfuck crazy.

by lex November 24, 2004

belberanzo

A well-feathered little cornpopper of a zinger of the opposite sax.

Zounds! Zowee! Xaaaaaaaaaaaa!

by lex March 4, 2005

BeYoNcE

best singa out der!!!
fer reel pretty
gets hated on frum otha girls cause deys jealous dey aint got her curves, her looks, her voice, in all dat stuff
go role model

Beyonce is soooo pretty
all ya hata's need ta bounce cause u can hate all yo want bt she still gonna be roun an havin da shit yo dnt

by LeX December 22, 2004

hawt

A cool, shexy way of saying "hot". Made famous by Paris Hilton

"Simon Cowell is hawt."

by Lex October 15, 2006

weak character

1. a wannabe individual who think he's down but isn't.
2. a dumb actor who can't seem to point out the obvious.

Ex: These guys out on the streets aren't thugs. Their nothing but weak character trying to fit in.

P2 : Yeah I know nothing but characters.

by LeX October 6, 2004

what's the beef

1. what's going on. (confrontation sense)
2. in terms of fighting or a confrontation.
3.

Ex : yo what the beef?

Ex : Nah man I got history, I don't like this cat.

by LeX October 6, 2004

apple computer

Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.

The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :

Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

Selah.

Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)

The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.

by lex November 25, 2004