LeX's definitions

batfuck crazy

Sufficiently mentally unstable to attempt intercourse with a bat.

Dan Quayle is an ass clown, but his wife is batfuck crazy.

by lex November 24, 2004

belberanzo

A well-feathered little cornpopper of a zinger of the opposite sax.

Zounds! Zowee! Xaaaaaaaaaaaa!

by lex March 4, 2005

ultrafest

a hugeass party that fucking rocks.

person1: "hey you going to mikes ultrafest?"
person2: "hell yeah.. i wouldnt miss that party for anything"

by lex February 11, 2005

D-bager

someone from darien, connecticut who sucks. they are ussually preppy jocks who wear north face.
comes from d-bag

"I was hanging out at the dunkin donuts in darien but i bounced when all these d-bagers came in their damn BMWs and started pissin me off."

by lex November 24, 2003

how you

1. How are you?
2. Refers more to someone a person hasn't seen in a long time.

how you dawg? how you been.

by LeX October 6, 2004

Fuck for glory

A method used to allow for conjugal relations with a butter face by first covering her/his face with an American flag (AKA Old Glory)

Dude 1: Did you see the trim?
Dude 2: Sure enough bro, but‘er face…brown bag?
Dude 1: Naw bro! Just cover it with a flag and fuck for glory!
Dude 2: Bro, you are such a patriot!
Dude 1: I always vote bush!
Dude 2: You know bush is the new shaved?
Dude 1: Whoah! Did you see the trim duder?

by Lex March 17, 2005

shexy

A shexy and hawt way of saying "sexy" aka sexc or secksi.

"Simon Cowell is shexy and hawt"

by Lex May 28, 2005