LeX's definitions

hawt

A cool, shexy way of saying "hot". Made famous by Paris Hilton

"Simon Cowell is hawt."

by Lex October 15, 2006

what's the beef

1. what's going on. (confrontation sense)
2. in terms of fighting or a confrontation.
3.

Ex : yo what the beef?

Ex : Nah man I got history, I don't like this cat.

by LeX October 6, 2004

apple computer

Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.

The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :

Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

Selah.

Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)

The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.

by lex November 25, 2004

widener university

Located in the heart of Chester!

It is a place where you dont want to cross the bridge or else you might get shot. It has about 5,000 students yet the parties are always at the same few houses or andorn. You always know someone at a party; almost everyone. The drunk bus is very convenient. It is the only school that can order pizza at 3am in the morning from ACAPULCO! While walking on campus late at night, a car drives by, and the thought of "a drive by" or getting raped by a CHESTERITE runs through your head at least once. Gotta love Chester!!!

by Lex February 16, 2005

aotch

when you want someone to get the heck out of your life and to go away

"Aotch! I hate you!"

when someone by the name of tom or tyler ask you to go to the movies you say this word

by lex February 2, 2005

rusk

Street name for BGBH, a "designer drug" related to Scopolamine. Commonly termed "rusk" because of its supposed ability to reduce american youth to an infantile state.

Man, I'm hurtin' for some rusk.

Fool! Only a ass-clown mess with rusk.

by lex November 25, 2004

bacon trombone

Offensive slang term for the aorta, especially in context of transgressive sex.

I heard that (s)he take it up the bacon trombone.

by lex November 25, 2004