LeX's definitions

jobby-jabber

An homosexual ; a man who engages as the active partner in anal sex with another man. From "jobby" (faecal solid) + "jab" (to prong or spear). It should be noted that some may consider this term offensive - it is favoured by homophobes due to its low potential for "re-appropriation" by the homosexual community (see example).

Gay Pride celebration ; Queer Pride celebration ; Jobby-jabber Pride celebration.

by lex November 24, 2004

rusk

Street name for BGBH, a "designer drug" related to Scopolamine. Commonly termed "rusk" because of its supposed ability to reduce american youth to an infantile state.

Man, I'm hurtin' for some rusk.

Fool! Only a ass-clown mess with rusk.

by lex November 25, 2004

bacon trombone

Offensive slang term for the aorta, especially in context of transgressive sex.

I heard that (s)he take it up the bacon trombone.

by lex November 25, 2004

what's the beef

1. what's going on. (confrontation sense)
2. in terms of fighting or a confrontation.
3.

Ex : yo what the beef?

Ex : Nah man I got history, I don't like this cat.

by LeX October 6, 2004

hawt

A cool, shexy way of saying "hot". Made famous by Paris Hilton

"Simon Cowell is hawt."

by Lex October 15, 2006

weak character

1. a wannabe individual who think he's down but isn't.
2. a dumb actor who can't seem to point out the obvious.

Ex: These guys out on the streets aren't thugs. Their nothing but weak character trying to fit in.

P2 : Yeah I know nothing but characters.

by LeX October 6, 2004

apple computer

Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.

The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :

Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

Selah.

Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)

The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.

by lex November 25, 2004