LeX's definitions

bacon trombone

Offensive slang term for the aorta, especially in context of transgressive sex.

I heard that (s)he take it up the bacon trombone.

by lex November 25, 2004

rusk

Street name for BGBH, a "designer drug" related to Scopolamine. Commonly termed "rusk" because of its supposed ability to reduce american youth to an infantile state.

Man, I'm hurtin' for some rusk.

Fool! Only a ass-clown mess with rusk.

by lex November 25, 2004

Crumpaffle

A real hotrood popferooly that totally trunds yr crumble.

Christianity is OK, but the Church of Zoob is the reall Crumpaffle, my man.

by lex March 4, 2005

Backpacker

A person who feels there is a difference between rap and hip-hop believing rap is defined as ghetto music for thugs who love b'tches, hoes, and excessive jewerly. At a hip-hop event one can be spotted by the REI or Jansport backpack worn with one too many support straps, khaki's, adidas or pumas, a hoodie, headphones and hat of some sort.

Everytime I go to a Common concert I see mostly backpackers.

by Lex May 8, 2004

jobby-jabber

An homosexual ; a man who engages as the active partner in anal sex with another man. From "jobby" (faecal solid) + "jab" (to prong or spear). It should be noted that some may consider this term offensive - it is favoured by homophobes due to its low potential for "re-appropriation" by the homosexual community (see example).

Gay Pride celebration ; Queer Pride celebration ; Jobby-jabber Pride celebration.

by lex November 24, 2004

SLB

Function: abbreviation
Etymology: Slacker, Loser, Bed-wetter; 1) A person who shirks their duties or performs them poorly; 2) An especially inept airman in the 5th Combat Communications Group

I don’t want him in my flight; the SLB will get one of us killed!

by Lex February 1, 2005

ultrafest

a hugeass party that fucking rocks.

person1: "hey you going to mikes ultrafest?"
person2: "hell yeah.. i wouldnt miss that party for anything"

by lex February 11, 2005