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Pump Kin

To commit incest on Halloween. It came from a Jerry Springer show episode.
Man in the audience: Hey I got a question for Joey; What do you to celibrate Halloween pump-kin?
by Le Mans June 30, 2005
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Mauser C-96

A semi-automatic pistol that rarley jammed. It's magazine was stationed in the front. It was also know as the broom handle. The C-96 was first used in combat during 1916 in World War I by officers of the German Cavalry.
Mauser C-96

1. M-1916
2. The Broom Handle
3. The world's strangest and biggest semi-automatic pistol.
by Le Mans August 20, 2005
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Bleh

The feminine version of Special Ed from Crank Yankers. She appeared in the episode of 'The other cousin' on Drawn Together on Comedy Central.
Bleh is Princess Clara's other cousin.
by Le Mans July 23, 2005
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bar

The worst place to find a girl. Alcoholic beverages loosens tounges, and softens inhibitions. Men who go to bars say stupid things to women when they are drinking.
The attack of the killer budweisers

1. The Drunken Frat Boy
2. The Too smooth for his own good Player
3. The Sloppy Corprate Executive
4. The 'hi you doing bag 'o' doughnuts Joey' guy.

David Wygant
by Le Mans August 19, 2005
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Saxton Cap

The cap that German enlisted men wore with their uniforms during World War I and World War I. It looks like a skull cap that muslims wear, but the cap is flat, and cylender in shape.

On the contray, the saxton cap is like the service cap that the NCO's and commissioned officers wore.
German Army quartermaster private:'in German' here is your saxton cap with your uniform.

German Recruit:'in german' thank you sir
by Le Mans July 21, 2005
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Rasputin

Gregory Rasputin

Born:1869
Died:December 31, 1916
Cause of Death: multiple causes

Gregory Rasputin was an Eastern Orthodox monk from Siberia. He was unwashed, unclean, and unshaven. Rasputin was a carousing womaniser and monk with a 13 inch schlong. He developed close ties to the czar and his family and heeled czarovich Alexi's heamophila. His sexual appitite aroused all the women close to the czar but alienated all the czars relatives. One of the relatives prince Felix, conspired to kill Rasputin on December 31, 1916, New Year's Eve for being a bad influence on the Czar during World War I. He and other conspiritors poisioned all of Rasputin's food and wine with cyanide. One of the conspiritors dressed like a gypsy woman for the party. Rasputin swallowed enough poison to kill four horses. He was shot several times, stabbed, strangled, assaulted, castrated, and he was drowned in the Neva river in St. Petersburg. Three days later Rasputin was dead. Rasputin's murder was a death sentence for Czar Nicholas II and his family. Czar Nicholas II and his family was shot and murdered in 1918 in a Red Russian occupied middle class home.

THE END
Theory of Rasputin's life span: I beleve that the reason why Rasputin survived murder attempt arter murder attempt was that he had a bio-chemical in his system that kept him alive.
by Le Mans August 7, 2005
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Nabeshin

A whacky character from excel saga. He married kumi-kumi and became the father of Poemi Watanabe.

Nabeshin looks plenty like Lupin the 3rd.
K-Kun: Now Nabeshin is dead. Now there is no one on this planet to stop this operaton!
by Le Mans July 11, 2005
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