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French Army

The Army of France. The army has experenced The American Revolution,The French Revolution, the war of 1812, The Crimean War, the Franco-Prussian war, World War I, World war II, Operation Desert Storm, operation induring freedom, and Operation Iraqi Freedom

During World war I the French Army was underdisiplined and it lead to mutinies and desertions
During World War I the French deserted, and mutinied against their commanding officers.

The French Army had zouvaes from Algeria, and troops from overseas.

Also the french changed uniforms druing World War I from the blue trench coat and blazer and red dress pants to all blue uniform. Their service caps looks like baseball caps
by Le Mans July 15, 2005
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Whoop

A secret organization on Totally Spies. It is led by Jerry. He gives Clover, Sam,& Alex complicated missions and high tech gaggets.
Whoop is like the CIA and ACROSS.
Jerry is like Lord Ilpalazzo
by Le Mans July 29, 2005
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Mack pimp

A pimp who has all the ho's, dresses flashy, and who owns an Italian villa or French chateau in the suburbs or in the country. They also drive cars of Rolls-Royce, Jaguar, Lincoln, Crysler, Cadilac, BMW, and Mercedes-Benz.
Snoop Dogg, Method Man, Redman, and Don Juan are the mack pimps dawg
by Le Mans July 22, 2005
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Rasputin

Gregory Rasputin

Born:1869
Died:December 31, 1916
Cause of Death: multiple causes

Gregory Rasputin was an Eastern Orthodox monk from Siberia. He was unwashed, unclean, and unshaven. Rasputin was a carousing womaniser and monk with a 13 inch schlong. He developed close ties to the czar and his family and heeled czarovich Alexi's heamophila. His sexual appitite aroused all the women close to the czar but alienated all the czars relatives. One of the relatives prince Felix, conspired to kill Rasputin on December 31, 1916, New Year's Eve for being a bad influence on the Czar during World War I. He and other conspiritors poisioned all of Rasputin's food and wine with cyanide. One of the conspiritors dressed like a gypsy woman for the party. Rasputin swallowed enough poison to kill four horses. He was shot several times, stabbed, strangled, assaulted, castrated, and he was drowned in the Neva river in St. Petersburg. Three days later Rasputin was dead. Rasputin's murder was a death sentence for Czar Nicholas II and his family. Czar Nicholas II and his family was shot and murdered in 1918 in a Red Russian occupied middle class home.

THE END
Theory of Rasputin's life span: I beleve that the reason why Rasputin survived murder attempt arter murder attempt was that he had a bio-chemical in his system that kept him alive.
by Le Mans August 7, 2005
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bar

The worst place to find a girl. Alcoholic beverages loosens tounges, and softens inhibitions. Men who go to bars say stupid things to women when they are drinking.
The attack of the killer budweisers

1. The Drunken Frat Boy
2. The Too smooth for his own good Player
3. The Sloppy Corprate Executive
4. The 'hi you doing bag 'o' doughnuts Joey' guy.

David Wygant
by Le Mans August 19, 2005
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Mauser C-96

A semi-automatic pistol that rarley jammed. It's magazine was stationed in the front. It was also know as the broom handle. The C-96 was first used in combat during 1916 in World War I by officers of the German Cavalry.
Mauser C-96

1. M-1916
2. The Broom Handle
3. The world's strangest and biggest semi-automatic pistol.
by Le Mans August 20, 2005
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Pump Kin

To commit incest on Halloween. It came from a Jerry Springer show episode.
Man in the audience: Hey I got a question for Joey; What do you to celibrate Halloween pump-kin?
by Le Mans June 30, 2005
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