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Henry Hill

The main charachter of the movie Goodfellas. Starring Ray Lalotta. Henry Hill was a half Irish half Italian mafioso from Brooklyn New York. He was first pinched and tried in juvenile court at the age of 15 for distributing untaxed cigarettes. He learned about the Omerta after Jim Conaway slipped him a $50 bill. In 1963 at the age of 21 Henry met a Jewish woman named Karen and married her later in 1964. When Henry tried to go out with his friends, Karen gets into a big argument with him and kick him out of the house. When Karen finds out that Henry has a mistress she threatends her with painful death. As a result, Paul has to mediate with Henry. In June 1970 Henry was involved in the murder of a made man named Billy Batts with two of his friends, Tommy DeVito and Jim Conaway. Tommy got really pissed off of a shoe shining joke and killed assauted him in the mafia owned restrant then shot and killed him in the back of Henry's car to finish off the job. Henry was sent to prison for 10 years for assaulting a gambling debtor in Florida but did four years. He took part in the Lufthansa Heist of 1978. His friend Tommy DeVito was whacked that same year for the murder of Billy Bats back in 1970. He was about to become a made man, but he also murdered one. Tommy DeVito was also 100% Italian. In 1980 on a Sunday in May Henry was going to be busy all day. He had a police helicopter persuing him all day long until 10:30pm. He and his babysitter were arrested for drug deals with cocaine from his Pittsburgh opperation. Paul Cicero, Henry's superior officer wasn't there to help him out. Paul lended him $3200.00 for a life time after he posted bail. Under threat of being whacked he entered the Witness Protection Program. He had Paul Cicero and Jim Conaway arrested and tried in federal court.

Hanry Hill: When you are about to get whacked, no one tells you. It is not like in the movies where there is a big argument and someone ends up getting killed. Your killers come as your friends. They come as your family members. They come with smiles. They come at a time when you are at your weakest point. They also have known you all your life.

by Le Mans August 20, 2005

Reno 911

The stupidest police show on comedy central. It is like COPS but it all takes place in Reno County. All the police officers in the Reno County Sheriff's department are either racist, or sexist to one another.

Officer Garcia: I beleve that there are two types of Muslims; first there is the regular Muslim, the terrorist Muslim, and there is the Black muslim, the recist Muslim.

The Reno 911 episode where Reinesha Williams converts to Islam and tries to changes everyone in the Reno county sheriff's department

by Le Mans July 1, 2005

Puni Puni Poemi

An anime so crazy that it need's ritalin. It is about a girl, Poemi Watanabe, A.K.A. Kobayashi a 10-year old girl with severe ADHD. Her girlfriend is Futaba Aasu. Futaba is Poemi's lesbian lover. Futaba also has seven sisters; ranging from preschool to near 30 years old. Poemi is also in love with an octipus named K-Kun

- Poemi Watanabe has the same behaviours as Lil' Jon but on a more severe level

= Her girlfriend Futaba Aasu has six other sisters

1. Hitomi 3
2. Mutsuki 15
3. Shii 18
4. Mitsuaru 22
5. Itsue 25
6. Nanase 28

by Le Mans June 30, 2005

Pump Kin

To commit incest on Halloween. It came from a Jerry Springer show episode.

Man in the audience: Hey I got a question for Joey; What do you to celibrate Halloween pump-kin?

by Le Mans June 30, 2005

Mauser C-96

A semi-automatic pistol that rarley jammed. It's magazine was stationed in the front. It was also know as the broom handle. The C-96 was first used in combat during 1916 in World War I by officers of the German Cavalry.

Mauser C-96

1. M-1916
2. The Broom Handle
3. The world's strangest and biggest semi-automatic pistol.

by Le Mans August 20, 2005

Mack pimp

A pimp who has all the ho's, dresses flashy, and who owns an Italian villa or French chateau in the suburbs or in the country. They also drive cars of Rolls-Royce, Jaguar, Lincoln, Crysler, Cadilac, BMW, and Mercedes-Benz.

Snoop Dogg, Method Man, Redman, and Don Juan are the mack pimps dawg

by Le Mans July 22, 2005

player pimp

A middle class pimp. He makes as much as George W. Bush ,a corperate exectutive, or airline pilot(i.e. $50,000 to $200,000 a year) He also has 5 to 10 hookers working for him.

My nextdoor neighbour is a player pimp and he make 200 grand a year.

by Le Mans July 23, 2005