Lazarus Ciccone's definitions

Black Belt

Much like the brown belt (fucking ass for the first time) or the yellow belt (partaking in watersports for the first time, the Black belt is an honour bestowed upon you after copulating with a black person for the first time.

(white male) "Gosh Trent, I got my black belt last night with that hot black girl Laquanda. It was super-awesome."

(white female) "Hey Amanda - I got my black belt yesterday when Dontarrious came over after school. I really want to stick it to my Republican golf-playing father."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 21, 2004

Leaf fan

A clueless lemming who compares their favourite team, hockey's Toronto Maple Leafs to baseball's New York Yankees in terms of tradition and excellence. One major discrepancy however, is the fact the Yankees have won something in the past four decades.

The average Leaf fan is a middle-aged white person who keeps showing up ready to hand over their money year after year despite notoriously cheap ownership. Regardless, their annual optism about getting "The Cup" is a fascinating study in blind stupidity.

"We're awesome despite 38 years of championship-free hockey! Go Leafs Go!"

by Lazarus Ciccone December 22, 2004

Syracuse

1. God's NCAA basketball team

2. A medium-sized city in upstate New York

Cuse is in da house!!!

"I need some kicks. Let's go check out Foot Locker at the Carousel Center."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 22, 2004

Short bus

A horizontally challenged bus that people have become accustomed to watching pick up developmentally challenged children and adults. Cleverly worked into an insult when someone does something stupid.

"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"

"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 27, 2004

toronto raptors

Canada's lone NBA team. Not always a success on the court, but always a fiasco off of it. Has some of the best fans in sports, but often is disrespected by both American and Canadian media members who couldn't find their ass with both hands. Finally rid themselves of the cancer known as Vince Carter. God's basketball team along with Syracuse.

"The Toronto Raptors are going to be contenders for the next decade. Book it."

"People who disrespect the Toronto Raptors know nothing. They are either out-of-the-loop Americans or clueless Canadians who love hockey so much they have wet dreams about Pierre McGuire."

by Lazarus Ciccone January 4, 2005

FOX

American television network. The face of evil in modern media. Introduced the world to trash TV two decades ago with such pointless crap as "The Morton Downey Jr. Show" and have continued the trend with such recent entries as "Who's Your Daddy?" and "The Swan."

Despite this, news division and all-news cable channel are so rabidly pro right-wing you almost expect nazi propaganda films to play after midnight. Often decries "immoral" activities and supports war on the grounds of "fighting the forces of evil."

"Fox sucks. The only thing I watch on it is football."

"Maybe Rupert Murdoch is the anti-Christ"

by Lazarus Ciccone January 10, 2005

bumpin

Description of a party/club/event that was hype, dope, phat or sick. Also can describe a bass line or actions to it.

1. "Yo that party was bumpin'"

2. "I don't dance at clubs. Only girls and guys with big gay bones do that. I just chill on the edge of the dance floor, bumpin'."

3. "Giovanni got a new subwoofer in his IROC. You can hear it bumpin' from a block away."

by Lazarus Ciccone January 11, 2005