Lauren's definitions

Bennifer

J-lo plus Ben equals who the hell cares.

Bennifer. Yippee.

by lauren November 6, 2003

baby stoners

teenagers who have only recently taken up smoking (pot)- not full-blown potheads, but on their way. used either endearingly or scornfully

by lauren September 2, 2003

Plebian

A low class person in Rome who was defended by the tribunes to keep their rights.

The plebian was a poor man in Rome seeking help from a tribune.

by Lauren January 24, 2004

that's bitterness

that's too bad, that sucks

"christy broke up with you? that's bitterness."

by lauren August 31, 2003

shitty

too bad, that sucks. sometimes used when laughing at a friend who is grounded or just got totally busted, especially if you did the same thing and didn't get caught.

"shitty about your mom being such a bitch."
"justin got a friday school for being out of bounds at school... hahahahahaha. shitty."

by lauren August 31, 2003

give her the time

to have sex, an obviously articulate male's way of putting it. Originated in The Catcher in the Rye.

How'd your date go last night man?
Awesome, we drove up to lookout point and i gave her the time in the back seat.

by lauren February 22, 2005

assident

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.

g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.

by Lauren September 15, 2005