Lauren's definitions

firecrotch

intensely awesome in the sac due to an abundance of red pubic hair

man, that firecrotch offered a good lay lastnight

by lauren December 15, 2003

prickbait

one of the many poor, poor girls who are only attracted to the pricks, or who all the pricks are attracted to.

*sob* I haven't been able to get a good lay since I became prickbait! *sob*

by Lauren February 19, 2003

mermfum-bermfum

kind of like "...blahblahblah..." if part of a sentence or story isn't important

"she was like, "look i have to tell you something mermfum-bermfum i think you're a total bitch""

by lauren August 30, 2003

tightey-whiteys

briefs (as opposed to boxers)

"i don't date guys that wear tightey-whiteys."

by lauren August 31, 2003

weed wedgie

what you get when you are super paranoid and carry your weed in your underpants for a week.

"ahahahaha lulu has a weed wedgie."

by lauren August 30, 2003

Swamp crotch

When a girs private parts (crotch) smell like a swamp!

"Is it normal that my vagina smells like a swamp?"

by Lauren May 13, 2005

dingwad

An idiotic person. A moron.

You're such a dingwad

by Lauren August 10, 2003