Lauren's definitions

smuggling peas

having a THO... think about it...

"pam, you cold? you look like you're smuggling peas"

by lauren September 1, 2003

choach

aka vag, choacha.

Sarah whips out her choach when she gets drunk at parties.

Sarah teaches girls how to shave their choach.

by lauren October 5, 2003

nomah

the guy on the red sox

the pitcher hit nomah in the face.

by Lauren August 7, 2003

virginnyun

inhabitant of Virginia, West Virginia, or Glen Burnie Maryland who smokes at least a pack and a half a day, has six children, wears tight jeans, watches nascar and wrestling religiously, and hangs out at the local wal-mart. usually lacks teeth. cousin to the dreaded canadian rowsdower.

sick! did you see that fucking virginnyun who came on to me at the mall? he had like 3 teeth!

by Lauren February 6, 2003

myspace whore

usually a girl but sometimes a guy can be even worse, who posts flattering high contrast photoshopped pictures of themselves in their myspace user pictures and befriends other good looking people just for the sake of vanity and being ogled. they usually flirt via the comment boxes, overusing little obnoxious phrases and tags such as "<3", "kthxbi", and any verb beginning and ending with *asterisks.*

"Hey cutie OMG thanx for the add ur pics are sooo hoTT *teehee* comment back kthxbi <3 OMG i'm such a myspace WHORE

by lauren May 13, 2005

Flamer

1. someone who is agressively sexual or initiates sexual behavior
2. a poser.

by lauren August 30, 2003

firecrotch

intensely awesome in the sac due to an abundance of red pubic hair

man, that firecrotch offered a good lay lastnight

by lauren December 15, 2003