Lauren's definitions

tracks

hair extensions that are glued onto your scalp, so called because the base crisscrosses like train tracks

"peirlietta, girl, you tracks be on all crooked"

by lauren September 1, 2003

number 10

high quality gin

"i pounded a bottle of number 10 las night"

by lauren September 1, 2003

Mantinitus

Disease involving the enjoyment of mantits.

The little girl got mantinitus after watching the Juno awards.

by Lauren April 13, 2004

shutdown!

ohhh, you just got shutdown, like you just got totally insulted or proven wrong.

person A: "China is SO the capital of Thailand."
person B: "nu-uh!"
person A: "yuh-huh! ask person C."
person C: "actually, BANGKOK is the capital of thailand."
person B: "ohhh, shutdown!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

geekozoid

Geekozoid is a word for someone that is geeky or does geek things like Greyson. It is also another word for geekazoid

Quit looking at all the forums on the net you geekozoid!

by Lauren September 1, 2008

horny

To have and amazingly overwhelming sexual desire... usually fulfilled by (masturbation) or (porn). Thinking about a sex idol of a person may lead to them getting horny.

After that steamy fucking session... i was so damn horny!

by Lauren June 18, 2004

New Jersey

part of the east coast's infamous "emo trio" (NJ, PA, and MD/DC) where nearly all of the good emo bands come from. also where all of the crappy ones come from, but this matters not.

Lauren: "so Dave, are we hitting new jersey this weekend so we can cry at a show."
Dave: "of course Lauren, but only if you're up for shagging in my band's ultra-hip chevy astro."
Lauren: "oh Dave, you know it!"

by Lauren February 19, 2003