Lauren's definitions

sirsly

seriously

"omg that dan is sirsly hot"

by lauren August 30, 2003

dix hills

Where I live, thanks

There are ugly houses, yes; spoiled brats, yes; yet there are a bunch of cool kids I know who happen to not have a whole lot of money, and even if they do, they don't flaunt it.

When we moved to Dix Hills I expected everyone to be a bitch, but they were pretty aiight

by lauren September 1, 2008

floss

refers to a g-string, especially when it's showing.

hey girl! you're ass is nasty; we don't want to see any of your floss!

by Lauren February 6, 2003

give her the time

to have sex, an obviously articulate male's way of putting it. Originated in The Catcher in the Rye.

How'd your date go last night man?
Awesome, we drove up to lookout point and i gave her the time in the back seat.

by lauren February 22, 2005

old school

if a girls pussy is "old school" it means she does not shave her pubes

"ewww Mandy buy a venus- you're so old school"

by lauren September 1, 2003

assident

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.

g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.

by Lauren September 15, 2005

xu

A snotch, who is referred to as James Lynn by Lauren W, whom enjoys playing loud tunes in the control room. Usually saids phrases like "Take a chance you stupid, hoe", "Hot Damn", "Amanda S's hot", and "Fuck You". Laughs uncontrollably when someone talks dirty.

Shorti, look at Xu play those tuns like no one has ever played before.

by Lauren February 24, 2005