Lauren's definitions

shaved

insulted

"man tamika, she sure shaved you!"

by lauren September 1, 2003

beejer

blowjob

"gimme a beejer?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Glove hat

often found on a turkey's however can be bought for Women for £19.99 ! Native from Mattys World .....

That turkey has a really big glove hat

by Lauren October 10, 2004

mxpx

The best band in the world, and the new cd is kick ass

I want to go to a MxPx concert

by Lauren May 21, 2003

one hitter quitter

a person who fakes like a stoner but takes one hit (of a joint) and then says how high they are and won't smoke any more

"oh jon's just a one hitter quitter- don't smoke with him"

by lauren August 30, 2003

change one's panties

a term meaning you were extremely turned on. only girls can say this. ever. similar to creaming one's pants.

that guy was so fucking sexy, i had to change my panties.

by Lauren February 9, 2003

hippiecrite

like a hypocrite. someone who talks all cool like they won't judge you and stuff but does, or says they smoke and don't, or vice versa. basically a fuckface.

"john is such a fucking hippiecrite. he's always on everyone not to smoke but i found like 30 roaches in his drawer."

by lauren August 30, 2003