Lauren's definitions

visa

you swipe your hand between someones boobs

by lauren September 1, 2003

Mantinitus

Disease involving the enjoyment of mantits.

The little girl got mantinitus after watching the Juno awards.

by Lauren April 13, 2004

P.M.ed out

zonked on tylonol PMs

"i don't remember that plane ride at all, i was P.M.ed out"

by lauren August 30, 2003

emo trio

a nickname lovingly given to new jersey, pennsylvania, and maryland/DC after we realized how extremely difficult it was to find a single band whose music didn't have "emo" leanings. new york has started to be included, but it'll always just be "emo trio."

whatever kind of emo you're into, you'll find it in the emo trio. no, seriously.

by Lauren February 19, 2003

girt

leave quickly out of necessity

"i saw the cops so i was like, hey man, let's girt!"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Llamasexual

A furry metrosexual with a propensity towards llamas.

"Matt is such a llamasexual. The envy of every man, the nightmare of every llama."

by Lauren October 26, 2004

chicken head

When girls perform oral sex on a guy their heads bop up and down like a chicken. Refers to girls who can do the job FAST. Also refers to girls who give blowjobs to anyone.

JOE: I'll let that chicken head blow me anytime!
BOB: Pass that ugly bitch around then!
JOE: I'll hook you up guy. She'll blow anyone.


JEFF: Dude, my girlfriends a CHICKEN HEAD shes so good!
RYAN: You lucky bastard...

by Lauren July 5, 2004