Lauren's definitions

virginnyun

inhabitant of Virginia, West Virginia, or Glen Burnie Maryland who smokes at least a pack and a half a day, has six children, wears tight jeans, watches nascar and wrestling religiously, and hangs out at the local wal-mart. usually lacks teeth. cousin to the dreaded canadian rowsdower.

sick! did you see that fucking virginnyun who came on to me at the mall? he had like 3 teeth!

by Lauren February 6, 2003

smuggling peas

having a THO... think about it...

"pam, you cold? you look like you're smuggling peas"

by lauren September 1, 2003

Simuble

being a pompous ass in 1 word.

You stupid simuble! Look what you did to the cow! (continuing of schnobbler)

by Lauren December 3, 2003

myspace whore

usually a girl but sometimes a guy can be even worse, who posts flattering high contrast photoshopped pictures of themselves in their myspace user pictures and befriends other good looking people just for the sake of vanity and being ogled. they usually flirt via the comment boxes, overusing little obnoxious phrases and tags such as "<3", "kthxbi", and any verb beginning and ending with *asterisks.*

"Hey cutie OMG thanx for the add ur pics are sooo hoTT *teehee* comment back kthxbi <3 OMG i'm such a myspace WHORE

by lauren May 13, 2005

WWBD

It obviously stands for 'What Would Buffy Do' there is like a whole cult following of Buffy lovers who use the phrase 'wwbd', there are t-shirts and key rings and stuff with it on

ahh, vampires, wwbd

by lauren May 6, 2004

zunning

a mix between running and zooming in the hallways, to walk extremely fast and not making direct eye contact wit ne one b/c you are moving so fast

OMG that kid was walkin so fast to class hes totally zunning he doest wanna be late

by Lauren April 13, 2004

Swamp crotch

When a girs private parts (crotch) smell like a swamp!

"Is it normal that my vagina smells like a swamp?"

by Lauren May 13, 2005