Lauren's definitions

grot

great, usually used sarcastically.

"oh grot." meaning "you're a total fuckface, you wrecked my car."

by lauren August 30, 2003

paula abdul

1. state of being multi-talented
2. of or relating to cute smallness

1. to a person with many talents: "Woah, you're a regular paula abdul!"
2. to a person who is small and cute: "ummm...you're Paula Abdul" ok, so maybe that one is stupid....oh well.

by Lauren March 15, 2004

blooper

A mistake or accident or an embarrassing moment.

Dropping the phone in the sink in front of my new boyfriend was a big blooper!

by Lauren April 27, 2004

key (ones) car

to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed

"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

khy

a fucking sick dj from melbourne

holy shit it's dj khy !

by lauren April 13, 2005

Plebian

A low class person in Rome who was defended by the tribunes to keep their rights.

The plebian was a poor man in Rome seeking help from a tribune.

by Lauren January 24, 2004

that's bitterness

that's too bad, that sucks

"christy broke up with you? that's bitterness."

by lauren August 31, 2003