Lauren's definitions

lost your marbles

a game involing 2+ people where you lie on the ground on your backs, sides touching, and alternate throwing a marble into the air. if, when it lands, it hits the other person, you get points based on where it hits.
head~50 pts
girl's chest~10 pts
guy's chest~5 pts
leg's~5 pts
feet~1 pt
if it hits you, you subtract that number. play until all the marbles have been thrown, then race around finding them, then lay back down and play again. requires next to no skill, is hysterical, and fun espec. when stoned

"hey man let's play lost your marbles- that game is totally sweet!"

by lauren September 1, 2003

assident

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.

g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.

by Lauren September 15, 2005

old school

if a girls pussy is "old school" it means she does not shave her pubes

"ewww Mandy buy a venus- you're so old school"

by lauren September 1, 2003

cipro

a motion discomfort/ painkiller pill. if you take too many you won't be able to throw them up ad you'll either have to have your stomach vacuumed or you'll die.

by lauren August 31, 2003

give her the time

to have sex, an obviously articulate male's way of putting it. Originated in The Catcher in the Rye.

How'd your date go last night man?
Awesome, we drove up to lookout point and i gave her the time in the back seat.

by lauren February 22, 2005

floss

refers to a g-string, especially when it's showing.

hey girl! you're ass is nasty; we don't want to see any of your floss!

by Lauren February 6, 2003

shitty

too bad, that sucks. sometimes used when laughing at a friend who is grounded or just got totally busted, especially if you did the same thing and didn't get caught.

"shitty about your mom being such a bitch."
"justin got a friday school for being out of bounds at school... hahahahahaha. shitty."

by lauren August 31, 2003