Lauren's definitions

Jurassic Park

A painful and viscious sexual position that usually involves blood shed. And Bryan.

I'll show you Jurassic Park...and you won't like it!

by Lauren March 25, 2005

cat bite

anywhere you cut or pierced yourself. if accompanied by a glare at someone else, it means they did it to you. (not owning up to harm caused you by your friends is not spineless, it is loyal, and they would do the same for you. espec. if you were just messing around and someone got hurt)

"ohh this slash on my wrist? my cat scratched me."
"ohh this scar on my arm? (glare) my cat bit me." (my friend stabbed my in the arm with her pencil)

by lauren August 31, 2003

baber

another form of babe

hey baber!

by lauren May 24, 2004

elbow

a joint between your upper arm and forearm where you can bend, usually not backwards.

My elbow is dirty;I need to scrub it.

by Lauren November 12, 2004

ogling her goodies

checking her out

"man, liss, everyone's going to be ogling your goodies in that short skirt"

by lauren August 31, 2003

putting out the puss

dressing to impress

"wow, Kaityln's really putting out the puss in those hotpants"

by lauren August 30, 2003

bonanza

a way to describe anything and everything

Lauren Gregg is a bonanaza

by Lauren February 9, 2005