Lauren's definitions

touching cotton

the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear

"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"

by lauren April 25, 2004

QFT

quality family time, always said sarcastically, since there is obviously no such thing

"my moms new kick is QFT- i'm booked every weekend through march doing craft shows and shit like that."

by lauren September 1, 2003

PS

Penn Station- yummy sandwich deli bar thing

"i'm baked like a cake- let's go get some PS"

by lauren September 1, 2003

p's

parents

"i'm having a party this weekend- my p's are out of town."

by lauren August 31, 2003

Herpaids

A cluster of herpes which have been infected with HIV/AIDS.

AH! I'm gonna die from AIDS because a herpaid just bit me!

by Lauren April 4, 2005

Ewan McGregor

A mad good actor, and a very hott actor. Not like that matters, but a very good actor. See trainspotting

Ewan McGregor is awesome.

by Lauren March 19, 2004

Cake

you are all hot and bothered

(pertains to one kind of cake form the matrix 2)

If you had this one cake you would be all hot and bothered

I want cake!

by Lauren October 29, 2003