Lauren's definitions

shutdown!

ohhh, you just got shutdown, like you just got totally insulted or proven wrong.

person A: "China is SO the capital of Thailand."
person B: "nu-uh!"
person A: "yuh-huh! ask person C."
person C: "actually, BANGKOK is the capital of thailand."
person B: "ohhh, shutdown!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

anii

The hole on your butt (see also anus) in plural form.

The pig anii were closing in around me as each one shoved their reeking butt in my face.

by Lauren November 13, 2003

gosh

a word that grandmothers and overly-churched individuals use in place of "god." also fun to use for the sarcastic value; it's equal to saying "I was such a huge fan of N*Sync. they rocked my socks."

grandma: "oh my gosh, you don't attend church every sunday for six hours?! you heathen!"
Lauren: "oh my gosh! what's wrong with me?!"
(as you picked up on, everything Lauren said was sarcastic.)

by Lauren February 5, 2003

Knaw

the definition of knaw is very simple.
noun~ a person undiscribable
adj~ something so incredible or unexplainable

adj-
That was so knaw, how did that disapeer so fast?! ~ knaw is subbed for something so incredible

noun-
That knaw walked down the street so fast!
~knaw: crazy person or unexplainable

by Lauren February 4, 2004

scotty doesn't know

a song by lustra, featured in the movie Eurotrip. not the best movie, but it has it's moments. this song MAKES the movie.

"I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting...
Scotty doesn't know!"

by lauren July 1, 2004

fearless

one who fears nothing.No one can be fearless.

some animals are fearless.

by Lauren November 12, 2004

horny

To have and amazingly overwhelming sexual desire... usually fulfilled by (masturbation) or (porn). Thinking about a sex idol of a person may lead to them getting horny.

After that steamy fucking session... i was so damn horny!

by Lauren June 18, 2004