Lauren's definitions

assident

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.

g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.

by Lauren September 15, 2005

lost your marbles

a game involing 2+ people where you lie on the ground on your backs, sides touching, and alternate throwing a marble into the air. if, when it lands, it hits the other person, you get points based on where it hits.
head~50 pts
girl's chest~10 pts
guy's chest~5 pts
leg's~5 pts
feet~1 pt
if it hits you, you subtract that number. play until all the marbles have been thrown, then race around finding them, then lay back down and play again. requires next to no skill, is hysterical, and fun espec. when stoned

"hey man let's play lost your marbles- that game is totally sweet!"

by lauren September 1, 2003

love love

to say you love someone, in a cute way.

Bob:I love you.
Jane:Yes, love love

by Lauren April 16, 2005

sirsly

seriously

"omg that dan is sirsly hot"

by lauren August 30, 2003

dix hills

Where I live, thanks

There are ugly houses, yes; spoiled brats, yes; yet there are a bunch of cool kids I know who happen to not have a whole lot of money, and even if they do, they don't flaunt it.

When we moved to Dix Hills I expected everyone to be a bitch, but they were pretty aiight

by lauren September 1, 2008

floss

refers to a g-string, especially when it's showing.

hey girl! you're ass is nasty; we don't want to see any of your floss!

by Lauren February 6, 2003

shitty

too bad, that sucks. sometimes used when laughing at a friend who is grounded or just got totally busted, especially if you did the same thing and didn't get caught.

"shitty about your mom being such a bitch."
"justin got a friday school for being out of bounds at school... hahahahahaha. shitty."

by lauren August 31, 2003