Lauren's definitions

Cake

kissing with just the lips, no open mouths or tongues

"ben and i kissed! only cake."

by lauren August 30, 2003

livinghell

describes all high school and college math courses.

UGH! algebra 2 is a freaking livinghell!

by Lauren February 8, 2003

Billy Joe Armstrong

Lead Singer of Greenday
Hottest 34yr old ever
Fucking awesome.

I saw Billy Joe at the concert last night and he was fucking hot as hell!

by Lauren April 21, 2005

dooney and bourke

The best designer of purses ever.

I just bought this Dooney & Bourke purse yesterday at South Coast Plaza.

by Lauren April 2, 2005

Whatchamacallit

Used when you can't remember what you were going to say.

I went to the movies and uh..whatchamacallit...yea...then I went out to dinner

by Lauren May 4, 2004

Dag

When you have a really old cat and he/she has lost the ability to excrete properly, and they do a poo but still has a dag (a bit of poo) hanging on.

"Hey, look, Whiskas has a dag!"
"Ewww"

by Lauren May 1, 2005

spaghetti night

just like spaghetti. before the spaghetti is boiled it is stiff but after wards it softened by the heat. This is what happens to the males penis in the spaghetti night.

Tonights gonna be a spaghetti night!

by lauren December 9, 2003