Laura's definitions

shirley temple

A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.

You're too young to get drunk and have a hangover, Billy! Go get a Shirley Temple!

by Laura December 29, 2003

soccer

The best sport to ever be invented by man. Whats with that gay Rugby Runion shit? Honestly people get out there and play soccer, don't watch it. Playing soccer with your hands is fun have you any idea how many frees I can give away in one game? Nothing could get as exciting as that!

Only pissy poo heads that smell like bum play Rugby...Oi did you see that re that showed his package? I think that was the intention of the gay man tackling him.

by Laura July 17, 2003

Alinaish

Flirty, Boy Crazy

You are so alinaish!

by Laura March 24, 2004

Potato

something idiots confuse with a tomato.

yummmm, what was in that salsa? Potato?

by Laura July 4, 2003

bi-curious

when someone is curious and has sexual thoughts about a person of the same sex.

Dan liked girls, but still had some thoughts about dudes, so he thought of himself as bi-curious

by Laura September 1, 2004

L337

L337 is used now a days as a reason for geeks to unite. Who can make up the most words without using letters on the keyboard? Oh! Lookie there. The geek with the tight pants who will never get laid.

!337 _5345 5_(< @$$.

Translation: L337 users are not my favorite people.

by Laura May 23, 2004

Wisconsin Hot

When someone is kind of hot but has one major flaw making them not really attractive anymore. For example, a girl could be gorgeous with big tits and a nice ass, but have some sort of personality disorder or some physical problem like a third arm growing out of her forehead.

Hey Ryan that girl is Wisconsin hot; I'd go for her if she didn't have that beard...

by Laura May 4, 2005