Laura's definitions

em

the coolest bestest person in the world, my best friend, w/o her i'd be dead, hahaha control 5

I love em!!!!!

by Laura February 3, 2004

Billy Boyd

Incredibly radiant Scottish man with green eyes.

Oh my, look. It's Billy Boyd, he is so incredibly radient and sexy! Just look at those green eyes!

by Laura December 28, 2003

Wisconsin Hot

When someone is kind of hot but has one major flaw making them not really attractive anymore. For example, a girl could be gorgeous with big tits and a nice ass, but have some sort of personality disorder or some physical problem like a third arm growing out of her forehead.

Hey Ryan that girl is Wisconsin hot; I'd go for her if she didn't have that beard...

by Laura May 4, 2005

freatard

a cross between freak and retard.

OMG Sarah Madison... you are such a fretard! just kidding

by Laura January 2, 2005

parnian

Parnian.. A person who is obsessed with how their eyebrows look..This person does not follow any trends. Secretly loves The OC and Spice Girls but won't tell anyone. Obbsessed with hair and hair products. This person never wants to tbe a prep.They will never buy cloths from american eagle but will buy jeans that are named "american rag" only b/c it's from macys. Oh and they love EMO . oh they are all democrats

"dude are my eyebrows good".. "omg you need new hairspray" quotes from a Parnian.
"lack of color was labeled indie but i labeled it emo.. its oo emo"

by Laura March 20, 2005

obtruse

in the way; over-expressed, redundant, large, sporatic, random.

Look at these OBTRUSE columns blocking my walking route!

by Laura March 30, 2005

shirley temple

A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.

You're too young to get drunk and have a hangover, Billy! Go get a Shirley Temple!

by Laura December 29, 2003