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obtruse

in the way; over-expressed, redundant, large, sporatic, random.
Look at these OBTRUSE columns blocking my walking route!
by Laura March 30, 2005
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parnian

Parnian.. A person who is obsessed with how their eyebrows look..This person does not follow any trends. Secretly loves The OC and Spice Girls but won't tell anyone. Obbsessed with hair and hair products. This person never wants to tbe a prep.They will never buy cloths from american eagle but will buy jeans that are named "american rag" only b/c it's from macys. Oh and they love EMO . oh they are all democrats
"dude are my eyebrows good".. "omg you need new hairspray" quotes from a Parnian.
"lack of color was labeled indie but i labeled it emo.. its oo emo"
by Laura March 20, 2005
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freatard

a cross between freak and retard.
OMG Sarah Madison... you are such a fretard! just kidding
by Laura January 2, 2005
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shirley temple

A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.
You're too young to get drunk and have a hangover, Billy! Go get a Shirley Temple!
by Laura December 29, 2003
mugGet the shirley templemug.

soccer

The best sport to ever be invented by man. Whats with that gay Rugby Runion shit? Honestly people get out there and play soccer, don't watch it. Playing soccer with your hands is fun have you any idea how many frees I can give away in one game? Nothing could get as exciting as that!
Only pissy poo heads that smell like bum play Rugby...Oi did you see that re that showed his package? I think that was the intention of the gay man tackling him.
by Laura July 17, 2003
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screwvenir

anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.
Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.
by Laura September 14, 2003
mugGet the screwvenirmug.

Billy Boyd

Incredibly radiant Scottish man with green eyes.
Oh my, look. It's Billy Boyd, he is so incredibly radient and sexy! Just look at those green eyes!
by Laura December 28, 2003
mugGet the Billy Boydmug.

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