head

someone that is total fucked either on drugs or alcohol

they was out of their heads

by Laura June 03, 2003

arse fez

"oh crap"

oh arse fez!!!

by laura June 17, 2004

kb

adj/noun- a person who is mean and rude to someone else for no reason(and realy ugly and fat)

1. Is that Kb person in a fight angain?2. Whats with Kb's ugly sweater today?

by Laura January 06, 2005

mcfly

back to the future man

hello mcfly

by laura August 09, 2003

mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

by Laura December 20, 2003

James Raskopf

The best man in the whole wide world. I love him. He is so witty, sweet, nice, funny, and soothing. I love you James Raskopf. I love you forever. <@> ^_^

Looking around, sighing, I wish that James Raskopf was here, so I can be complete.

by Laura January 21, 2005

monkfish

the monkfish is a very tantalizing dish, it comes in a delicious array of recipes to cater for all tastes. It is quite a salacious variety thats why there are so many in the waters today breeding their way into oblivion. Courtney introduced us into the magical world of monkfishism, and we adorn our walls in various shrines devoted to them.

ugly with large tenticle things and a big mouth

by laura February 13, 2004