Laura's definitions

rat asssed

rat assed is generally a term used when one is off ones rocker, caused by excessive ammounts of alcohol, weed, or anyother illeagle substances one might have dropped (take).

ex 1. i cudnt find the way home last night i woz well rat assed
ex2. i dropped 10 pills last night i wer well rat assed!!!

by laura May 1, 2004

ilusm

I love you so much... in internet lingo.

OMG SARAH MADISON!i! ilusm!

by Laura January 1, 2005

convulge

The word stupid people use when they REALLY mean to say "convulse" or "converge."

I'm so stupid my head is convulging.

by Laura December 28, 2003

James Raskopf

The best man in the whole wide world. I love him. He is so witty, sweet, nice, funny, and soothing. I love you James Raskopf. I love you forever. <@> ^_^

Looking around, sighing, I wish that James Raskopf was here, so I can be complete.

by Laura January 21, 2005

obtruse

in the way; over-expressed, redundant, large, sporatic, random.

Look at these OBTRUSE columns blocking my walking route!

by Laura March 30, 2005

screwvenir

anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.

by Laura September 14, 2003

Billy Boyd

Incredibly radiant Scottish man with green eyes.

Oh my, look. It's Billy Boyd, he is so incredibly radient and sexy! Just look at those green eyes!

by Laura December 28, 2003