Laura's definitions

Mangled

a distorted state in which the mind/body experiences uncommon feelings. Results from alcohol, drugs, beatings, etc. Can be used in present tense also.

Dragon knew he was mangled after he drank the entire keg - by himself - in 3 hours.

by Laura December 3, 2003

Cobby

The most amazing individual in the entire world!!

Laura Ecob - Cobby

by Laura February 15, 2004

huger

anyone who cruises any street with no reason
anyone who wears a beater and is not in anyway athletic
and more..

Britney Spears is such a huger.

by laura March 19, 2005

bar

To not care; to not give a shit.

That girl just took off with your guy.

I don't BAR, he was lousy in bed anyway.

by Laura March 17, 2004

saxamaphone

1)another word for saxaphone

2) a fat person

1) SAXAMAPHOOOOOONE!

2) You're such a saxamaphone!

by Laura February 12, 2005

shirley temple

A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.

You're too young to get drunk and have a hangover, Billy! Go get a Shirley Temple!

by Laura December 29, 2003

soccer

The best sport to ever be invented by man. Whats with that gay Rugby Runion shit? Honestly people get out there and play soccer, don't watch it. Playing soccer with your hands is fun have you any idea how many frees I can give away in one game? Nothing could get as exciting as that!

Only pissy poo heads that smell like bum play Rugby...Oi did you see that re that showed his package? I think that was the intention of the gay man tackling him.

by Laura July 17, 2003