12 definitions by Lapford Mafia

Ryan Heal

This cool dawg is part of the lapford massive and his two favourite colours are white and green ;). He likes to slip it in the ass with the chicks and doesn’t mind a good pegging himself!

“Why is that guy getting pegged and smoking Weed?”

“He’s a Ryan heal alright!”

by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020

lapford

Better than:

Chulmleigh

Witheridge

Chawleigh
Bampton
Crediton
Oakhampton
Morchard
And pretty much everywhere else within the atmosphere

“Lapford is better than witheridge because people in lapford don’t get confused between their girlfriend and their sister and fuck their dad”

by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020

Tom cooper

Tictac

tictac = Tom Cooper

by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020

Zak coward

Just Zak, that’s it he’s goth and white

“Hey who is that guy”

“That’s Zak coward”

by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020

Panic buyers

Cunts

Panic buyers should be shot on sight

by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020

Honda civic

Virgins car it can fuck off

That guy has never had sex, he must own a Honda Civic

by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat

HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020