2 definitions by Langstoner

Making a Journey While Cross-Legged From Needing To Excrete
"So long story short, my toilet was blocked so I had to make a messy mile"
by Langstoner October 5, 2016
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Loving yourself to the point where you are in a relationship with yourself intentionally, not allowing anyone else to be in a relationship with you.
"I heard George is a selfsexual! He loves himself so much!"
by Langstoner October 6, 2016
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