2 definitions by Lane Jones

Bently

Bently is a rare occurrence, quick to judge yet receptive of all. She isn't necessarily the tallest of your group but she will be there as someone to lean on. One hell of a look, they opt for a more posh and outstanding set of make up and clothing. In a sinch, she'll help you out and her beauty will make you gaze in awe. She's kind, caring, easy to like, quick to the trigger, and just one hell of a time to hang around with. Expect your days with her to be mundane at times but the moment she talks to you, the sky will come alight. She does attract alot of men though, act fast or you'll lose the once in a lifetime opportunity to be her friend or significant other.

"Bently? Didn't you spell her name wrong?"

by Lane Jones January 1, 2019

Appitamy Day

When you have to go back to work and it's your first day back from several weeks of vacation

"Kill me, it's appitamy day."

by Lane Jones January 1, 2019