one two, one two

Inane phrase uttered by many people when testing microphones.

Testing, testing, one two, one two. Yeah I think it's working.

by Lambchops November 24, 2004

Snuffkin

Sam Black's cat! Much abused!

Sam: (in cooing voice) Come here Snuffkin.

by Lambchops November 24, 2004

random

A decidedly ironic word.

Considering that when words such as cheese become officially considered as random words they then cease to become random and in fact become irritating and even dull.

Maybe another word should be created for things which are turly said out of the blue as using the word random just demeans them.

Inane idiot 1 - HEHE Cheese!

Inane idiot 2 - That was, like, so random.

by Lambchops November 30, 2004

Urban Legend

A myth or story whose propagators would have you beleive is actually true.

These are often heard from a friend of a friend.

One urban legend is that the kids cartoon Captain Pugwash contained the characters Master Bates, Seaman Stains and Roger the cabin boy.

by Lambchops December 09, 2004

Blooter

1 - Scottish slang meaning to hit something hard.

2 - Blootered - Drunk

1 - He is going to blooter that fitba'

2 - Look at the state of her she's totally blootered.

by Lambchops November 23, 2004

Mortal

To be very, very drunk. This term is used almost exclusively in the west of Scotland.

I went oot last night and I was pure mortal, man!

by Lambchops November 23, 2004