Definitions by Lady Csyde

Jamaican shower 

Hotboxing the bathroom. Infinitely preferable to a golden shower or (*hurk*) a Roman shower.

I wasn't expecting to partake when she invited me over, but fifteen minutes later, there we were in the bathroom having a Jamaican shower.

Jamaican shower by Lady Csyde November 20, 2007

capri pants 

Short pants that end just below the knee (once known as knickers before the British definition took over). Though formerly unisex, capris are now primarily female in association, and tend to look best on tall, big-boned white girls who are unusually bootylicious. Which is not to say other women can't wear them; it's just that particular lot who pull them off the best because designers tend not to otherwise cater to their body types.

You know, truth be told, up until about fifteen minutes I wouldn't have give her a second look, but damn, she's a Woman Who Looks Good In Capri Pants.

capri pants by Lady Csyde August 30, 2007

googlespace 

The sum total of everything that can be found by Google. If it's not in Googlespace, you'll never find it.

I just put up a new web page, but it's not in Googlespace yet.

googlespace by Lady Csyde August 19, 2007

Brown Line 

The railway that runs alongside the Hershey Highway.

Ooop, I feel a Brown Line Express coming through...

Brown Line by Lady Csyde July 14, 2007

Brown Line Express 

1. A fast-moving, no-stops train on the Brown Line.
2. A gigantic turd that tears your sphincter to shreds on the way out. Often comes without warning. So called because of a faint resemblance to a speeding subway car.

Aw man. I had a Brown Line Express this morning. I looked in the toilet, and it was actually the size of my wrist.

Brown Line Express by Lady Csyde July 14, 2007

manpurse 

A bag carried by a man to hold his stuff. Some people consider it a little effeminate, others don't really care. The ones who don't care are usually the ones who actually have a manpurse.

Well, yeah, I do carry a frame pack around with me almost everywhere I go. It's my manpurse.

manpurse by Lady Csyde June 15, 2007

plastic tree 

A type of plant life that is used to manufacture plastic grocery bags. They once grew in great numbers in Iraq and Saudi Arabia.

I only had one item at the checkout, so I told the cashier to save a plastic tree and just took the receipt.

plastic tree by Lady Csyde April 2, 2007