Lady Csyde's definitions

Brown Line Express

1. A fast-moving, no-stops train on the Brown Line.
2. A gigantic turd that tears your sphincter to shreds on the way out. Often comes without warning. So called because of a faint resemblance to a speeding subway car.

Aw man. I had a Brown Line Express this morning. I looked in the toilet, and it was actually the size of my wrist.

by Lady Csyde July 14, 2007

set of ovaries

Something you tell a woman who's acting like a little bitch to strap on a set of, since she probably wouldn't want a set of balls too much. Unless she's a transboi, but that's getting a little too far into it.

I dunno, it just didn't seem right to tell her to "man up", so I told her to strap on a set of ovaries and deal with it like a real woman.

by Lady Csyde December 31, 2006

the zaps

A bizarre and extremely uncomfortable sensation of constant electric buzzing in the head after discontinuing certain antidepressant drugs. Can be very persistent and may be related to epilepsy.

Lexapro did wonders for me, but then I had to skip a few days between prescription refills... then, the zaps...

by Lady Csyde November 22, 2006

capri pants

Short pants that end just below the knee (once known as knickers before the British definition took over). Though formerly unisex, capris are now primarily female in association, and tend to look best on tall, big-boned white girls who are unusually bootylicious. Which is not to say other women can't wear them; it's just that particular lot who pull them off the best because designers tend not to otherwise cater to their body types.

You know, truth be told, up until about fifteen minutes I wouldn't have give her a second look, but damn, she's a Woman Who Looks Good In Capri Pants.

by Lady Csyde August 30, 2007

ratchafratch

The most commonly heard profanity in a Yosemite Sam tirade; more or less equivalent to motherfucker, sanitized for children.

That ratchafratchin' rabbit...

by Lady Csyde November 26, 2006

take the pipe

Committing suicide, Irish-style.

Seamus took the pipe... apparently he was sick of the rain.

by Lady Csyde July 13, 2004

we get letters

When used by a writer (usually a columnist or a blogger), indicates that a description follows of one or more letters to the author that might be considered weird, hostile, or otherwise unusual. Comes from the title of a Perry Como album.

"So he tells me that I'm a bigot because I don't support the rights of husbands to beat their wives. I tell ya, we get letters."

by Lady Csyde March 31, 2007