Lady Csyde's definitions

Jamaican shower

Hotboxing the bathroom. Infinitely preferable to a golden shower or (*hurk*) a Roman shower.

I wasn't expecting to partake when she invited me over, but fifteen minutes later, there we were in the bathroom having a Jamaican shower.

by Lady Csyde November 20, 2007

the zaps

A bizarre and extremely uncomfortable sensation of constant electric buzzing in the head after discontinuing certain antidepressant drugs. Can be very persistent and may be related to epilepsy.

Lexapro did wonders for me, but then I had to skip a few days between prescription refills... then, the zaps...

by Lady Csyde November 22, 2006

set of ovaries

Something you tell a woman who's acting like a little bitch to strap on a set of, since she probably wouldn't want a set of balls too much. Unless she's a transboi, but that's getting a little too far into it.

I dunno, it just didn't seem right to tell her to "man up", so I told her to strap on a set of ovaries and deal with it like a real woman.

by Lady Csyde December 31, 2006

Brown Line Express

1. A fast-moving, no-stops train on the Brown Line.
2. A gigantic turd that tears your sphincter to shreds on the way out. Often comes without warning. So called because of a faint resemblance to a speeding subway car.

Aw man. I had a Brown Line Express this morning. I looked in the toilet, and it was actually the size of my wrist.

by Lady Csyde July 14, 2007

hockey hair

A mid-length, fluffyish mullet associated with hockey players, especially those from Canada and Eastern Europe in the 1990s. Compare football hair.

Now that's something you don't see anymore -- that guy's got the old-school hockey hair. Business in front, beating in the back.

by Lady Csyde January 6, 2008

wirewater

Any caffeinated beverage, preferably consumed in quantities with psychotropic effects for late-night work.

Yeah, I hit the wirewater so hard last night that I had the shakes all morning. Not fun.

by Lady Csyde June 11, 2006

we get letters

When used by a writer (usually a columnist or a blogger), indicates that a description follows of one or more letters to the author that might be considered weird, hostile, or otherwise unusual. Comes from the title of a Perry Como album.

"So he tells me that I'm a bigot because I don't support the rights of husbands to beat their wives. I tell ya, we get letters."

by Lady Csyde March 31, 2007