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brown note

As referenced in South Park, a low-pitched sound that can cause someone to crap their pants. May also be used to refer to any infrasound note that can create disorientation, nausea, etc.
I'm not so sure using the brown note on those protesters was a good idea. They're still rioting and now they smell like they need a diaper change.
by Lady Csyde July 4, 2004
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Jamaican shower

Hotboxing the bathroom. Infinitely preferable to a golden shower or (*hurk*) a Roman shower.
I wasn't expecting to partake when she invited me over, but fifteen minutes later, there we were in the bathroom having a Jamaican shower.
by Lady Csyde November 20, 2007
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Omnicause

A sarcastic term for the belief system of leftists who are unable to pick battles they can win, and who get sulky and bitter when they can’t get support from outside their circles. Turn-ons: Revolution, guillotines, ratfucking liberals. Turnoffs: Allies, pragmatism, anything less than complete victory (but only on their terms).
No, you’re missing the point. I support what you support, but I’m not voting for you because you tie everything into the Omnicause, and you will never get anything done like that.
by Lady Csyde March 3, 2024
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Blu-Ray

The very definition of a mixed blessing. On the one hand, 25GB of data storage and the ability to record four hours of high definition video, all on a disc the same size as a DVD or CD. On the other hand, DRMed to the teeth and boobytrapped to boot.
You don't think $750 for a Blu-Ray drive is too much, do you? I got some movies to make.
by Lady Csyde January 9, 2007
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zucchini

A phallic green squash-like vegetable developed from a cross between a cucumber and a tribble. Reproduces by taking control of the mind of the grower and forcing them to give away mass quantities of fruit to people who already have too much zucchini to begin with.
Oh, no, here she comes with another bag of zucchini! Lock the door before she sneaks it into the house!
by Lady Csyde April 9, 2006
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gray market

Refers to a market in imported items that are legal to own but are not supported in the country they're being bought from.
I have a cousin in the UK who likes to send me movies, so I bought a gray market PAL DVD player to watch them.
by Lady Csyde April 19, 2006
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date night heels

What you call fuck-me shoes when your grandmother is listening.
So I'm going to the store for a pair of what I called "date night heels", and my grandmother said "You mean fuck-me pumps?" My grandmother is awesome.
by Lady Csyde March 16, 2013
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