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zucchini

A phallic green squash-like vegetable developed from a cross between a cucumber and a tribble. Reproduces by taking control of the mind of the grower and forcing them to give away mass quantities of fruit to people who already have too much zucchini to begin with.
Oh, no, here she comes with another bag of zucchini! Lock the door before she sneaks it into the house!
by Lady Csyde April 9, 2006
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gray market

Refers to a market in imported items that are legal to own but are not supported in the country they're being bought from.
I have a cousin in the UK who likes to send me movies, so I bought a gray market PAL DVD player to watch them.
by Lady Csyde April 19, 2006
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shock site

A website used with the express purpose of startling the living crap out of anyone you link it to. Examples include tubgirl, lemonparty, and goatse.
Watch out for that link. It redirects to some shock site I've never seen before.
by Lady Csyde March 5, 2004
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we get letters

When used by a writer (usually a columnist or a blogger), indicates that a description follows of one or more letters to the author that might be considered weird, hostile, or otherwise unusual. Comes from the title of a Perry Como album.
"So he tells me that I'm a bigot because I don't support the rights of husbands to beat their wives. I tell ya, we get letters."
by Lady Csyde March 31, 2007
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wirewater

Any caffeinated beverage, preferably consumed in quantities with psychotropic effects for late-night work.
Yeah, I hit the wirewater so hard last night that I had the shakes all morning. Not fun.
by Lady Csyde June 11, 2006
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jargon file

www.catb.org/jargon, the world's greatest collection of geek slang.
I heard the word "bagbiter" the other day, so I went to the Jargon File to look it up.
by Lady Csyde January 8, 2004
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Doreknob

A person, usually a self-proclaimed leftist, who is a fan of pseudoleftist podcaster and “comedianJimmy Dore. Usually the burned-out husk of a BernieBro; likely to be fond of saying “I didn’t leave the Left, the Left left me”.
He used to be a BernieBro; now he can't stand Bernie so he became a Doreknob. I wonder if anyone's remind him that a leftist should never be a Trump supporter.
by Lady Csyde March 3, 2024
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