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A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.
I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.
by Lady Csyde September 1, 2009
Get the sammich mug.Explicit porn pictures, particularly tight shots of women's crotches. Comes from the term snail trail.
Q: can i send you some porn or blueprints?
A: No thanks, I'm not into escargot. And blueprints? WTF?
A: No thanks, I'm not into escargot. And blueprints? WTF?
by Lady Csyde October 6, 2009
Get the escargot mug.A state of alert signifying the imminent arrival of an Apple product, usually a Macintosh computer, iPhone, or iPod. (Or, if you happen to be a collector of old tech, a Newton or Apple .)
He's been squeeing like a little girl ever since the credit card was approved. Full-out Code Newton.
by Lady Csyde December 2, 2009
Get the Code Newton mug.Premade, refrigerated biscuit dough in a cardboard can. So called because if you unwrap the can, you sometimes have to whack the side of it on the counter for it to open. Pricewise, at ~$2 for a 4-pack, they're the bread equivalent of instant ramen.
You aren't seriously thinking you're going to impress her with Prego and whackabiscuits, are you? Would you at least make one thing that doesn't come out of a can?
by Lady Csyde October 7, 2010
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Me: uh, u kno im on my fone, rite? u need to do st about ur dactylolalia cos i cant keep up.
Me: uh, u kno im on my fone, rite? u need to do st about ur dactylolalia cos i cant keep up.
by Lady Csyde July 15, 2010
Get the dactylolalia mug.An exercise consisting of repeated lifting of a bottle of malt-based "energy drink" from the top of a table to the mouth.
The year the Red Sox won the World Series, Johnny Damon had spent his offseason conditioning program doing 12 oz curls.
by Lady Csyde January 17, 2006
Get the 12 oz curls mug.A phallic green squash-like vegetable developed from a cross between a cucumber and a tribble. Reproduces by taking control of the mind of the grower and forcing them to give away mass quantities of fruit to people who already have too much zucchini to begin with.
Oh, no, here she comes with another bag of zucchini! Lock the door before she sneaks it into the house!
by Lady Csyde April 9, 2006
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