Drawbridge

n.
Tangled hairs spanning across the buttocks near the rectum, preventing proper excretion until forcibly cleared.

Dude, I tried taking a dump but forgot to clear out my drawbridge first, so my crap totally went everywhere but down.

by Ladderwalker January 26, 2009

adwarfable

Adj: A term of endearment for a small person.

"Gosh, little Kimi is so adwarfable!"

by Ladderwalker May 08, 2009

Water Hole

n.
A run-down bathroom, much less desireable than a Water Closet.

George was forced to brush his teeth in the rancid Water Hole.

by Ladderwalker January 29, 2009

Water Hole

n.
A urinal designed to accommodate multiple users. May vary in style from the stainless steel trough or simply a large hole in the ground.

The men all lined up to relieve themselves at the water hole.

by Ladderwalker January 29, 2009

Sim Dating

A romantic relationship between two people's online characters, but not between the actual people themselves. Also known as "Avatar Dating."

It allows for the ultimate "Safe Sex" experience, as well as permitting multiple relationships in multiple virtual gaming environments, such as WoW or Second Life

Yeah, my level 12 night elf has been sim dating her level 17 enchantress for quite a while now... but since she didn't help me out in my last battle with the mage, I'm going to dump her soon.

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009

Parapendicular

Giving the illusion of being perpendicular.

Joe made a mistake of assuming the parapendicular lines were in fact perpendicular, causing him to only earn a C- on his geometry exam.

by Ladderwalker February 04, 2009

Laying a Slug

v.

1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.

"Sick! The dog was just laying a slug on your carpet! I think I'm gonna ralph.

by Ladderwalker February 04, 2009