1. To sob deliriously, especially if the weeping face has a fair amount of jowls and wag.
2. Someone who is in the process of choking on a turducken.
3. Rush Limbaugh.
2. Someone who is in the process of choking on a turducken.
3. Rush Limbaugh.
by Lace Valentine November 08, 2004
Get the Blubber Facemug. 1. A person who is very tender-hearted when it comes to people and animals. A compassionate and gentle person, sometimes not always apparent from their rougher exterior, and yet some softies are so obvious that they become pushovers.
2. A semi-flaccid penis.
3. Bill Clinton.
2. A semi-flaccid penis.
3. Bill Clinton.
"Fonzie acts like he's a leather-jacketed hooligan, but all his friends like Richie and Potsie know deep down the Fonz is really a softie."
by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004
Get the Softiemug. 1) Unsolicited BlackBerry Thumb In Anus, which is a variation of UFIA.
2) Blackberry thumb is a repetitive motion injury, usually involving the thumb and BlackBerry wireless handheld.
2) Blackberry thumb is a repetitive motion injury, usually involving the thumb and BlackBerry wireless handheld.
by Lace Valentine October 21, 2005
Get the UBTIAmug. A Heineken lovin', squirrelly Kentuckian who likes boobies and pithy headlines for his website, Fark.
It has been rumored that he is of questionable French descent though he'll never let on, and some net surfers proclaim him King of the Internets (with Burger King crown). He has never held a Fark party in Paris, but he just might show up in Yeehaw Junction, Florida, if there are enough ladies in lingerie.
He believes that Duke sucks--it's his one bias he allows on his website, though normally neutrality prevails. Conservatives think his site is liberal; Liberals think he's a flamewar instigator; and Green party members question his PETA headlines and the pancake rabbit photos.
Sometimes you can find even me, Lace Valentine, on Fark, farking it up. Fark is a word Drew invented, possibly a combination of Fart and Fuck. The filter on his website turns assorted curse words into humorous spellings.
It has been rumored that he is of questionable French descent though he'll never let on, and some net surfers proclaim him King of the Internets (with Burger King crown). He has never held a Fark party in Paris, but he just might show up in Yeehaw Junction, Florida, if there are enough ladies in lingerie.
He believes that Duke sucks--it's his one bias he allows on his website, though normally neutrality prevails. Conservatives think his site is liberal; Liberals think he's a flamewar instigator; and Green party members question his PETA headlines and the pancake rabbit photos.
Sometimes you can find even me, Lace Valentine, on Fark, farking it up. Fark is a word Drew invented, possibly a combination of Fart and Fuck. The filter on his website turns assorted curse words into humorous spellings.
by Lace Valentine November 20, 2004
Get the Drew Curtismug.