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The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.
Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.
Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.
by Lace Valentine October 8, 2004
Get the Internets mug.1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com
2) Sexual relations
3) Wasting time on Fark
2) Sexual relations
3) Wasting time on Fark
"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules
"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."
"I spent all day farking on the internet."
"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."
"I spent all day farking on the internet."
by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005
Get the farking mug.1. A pretty woman who hasn't yet lost her baby fat.
2. A woman who still have a fun, pixie, naughty side.
3. An adjective to declare something as weak, flighty, fearful, or a bad show of masculinity.
2. A woman who still have a fun, pixie, naughty side.
3. An adjective to declare something as weak, flighty, fearful, or a bad show of masculinity.
"Her face is soft and girly and she's an angel."
"She's a girly woman that likes to take bubble baths."
"Don't be a girly man!" --Arnold
"She's a girly woman that likes to take bubble baths."
"Don't be a girly man!" --Arnold
by Lace Valentine November 13, 2004
Get the Girly mug.1. An erotic threesome involving birds: a turkey, a duck, and a hen.
From a cartoon drawn by David Farley in 2003 with three such birds exhausted in bed, with the caption below: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again."
2. Three birds in a barrel given as a Halloween treat, very similar in conception as the festive game, bobbing for apples. First used in the 2004 Homestar Runner Cartoon for Halloween.
From a cartoon drawn by David Farley in 2003 with three such birds exhausted in bed, with the caption below: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again."
2. Three birds in a barrel given as a Halloween treat, very similar in conception as the festive game, bobbing for apples. First used in the 2004 Homestar Runner Cartoon for Halloween.
by Lace Valentine October 29, 2004
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