Lace Valentine's definitions
1. The title of a song sung by Peter Criss of the rock group, Kiss.
2. An adolescent gangster or trouble maker.
3. A pansy way for the British to say, "a thug."
4. The opposite of a softie.
2. An adolescent gangster or trouble maker.
3. A pansy way for the British to say, "a thug."
4. The opposite of a softie.
by Lace Valentine November 8, 2004

1. Slang for a Homosexual.
2. Ice cream with bits of candied fruit.
3. An early rock song written by Little Richard and covered by Pat Boone but not by Tom Waits.
2. Ice cream with bits of candied fruit.
3. An early rock song written by Little Richard and covered by Pat Boone but not by Tom Waits.
by Lace Valentine November 9, 2004

1. To sob deliriously, especially if the weeping face has a fair amount of jowls and wag.
2. Someone who is in the process of choking on a turducken.
3. Rush Limbaugh.
2. Someone who is in the process of choking on a turducken.
3. Rush Limbaugh.
by Lace Valentine November 8, 2004

1. An erotic threesome involving birds: a turkey, a duck, and a hen.
From a cartoon drawn by David Farley in 2003 with three such birds exhausted in bed, with the caption below: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again."
2. Three birds in a barrel given as a Halloween treat, very similar in conception as the festive game, bobbing for apples. First used in the 2004 Homestar Runner Cartoon for Halloween.
From a cartoon drawn by David Farley in 2003 with three such birds exhausted in bed, with the caption below: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again."
2. Three birds in a barrel given as a Halloween treat, very similar in conception as the festive game, bobbing for apples. First used in the 2004 Homestar Runner Cartoon for Halloween.
by Lace Valentine October 29, 2004
