LaDeena's definitions

starch mouth

Someone who is addicted to carbohydrates and sweets.

Yes, she is on the Atkins diet and gets flack from every starch mouth within a 5 mile radius.

by LaDeena March 2, 2010

Spevs

Elderly, crotchety old men who think the world owes them favors because they are veterans. They will usually ask for special discounts, expect special favors and walk around like they are better than younger veterans because they served in the "real wars". Spev is short for "Special Veterans" and is likened to the derogatory term sped for "special ed". Note that not all veterans act like this and therefore not all veterans should be referred to as this.

Those crotchety old spevs were in again today whining about how we don't offer veteran discounts.

by LaDeena October 11, 2009

UAW International

Bunch of company asskissing retards who throw out grievences filed against a company based on the sex of the person who filed the grievence.

UAW International dismissed the grievence because she didn't have a shlong hanging between her legs.

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

twinkie king

Word for the manager of a business, usually but not always fast food, who has a secret stash of twinkies or other snack cake hidden in their office.

Rick is so damn fat that they nicknamed him the twinkie king of the factory!

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

ex-husband

Male figure who can't get it thru his thick head that his ex wife wouldn't touch him again even if her life depended on it and tries to interfere with her marriage cuz he can't stand to see her with anyone else.

I still miss my ex-husband...but my aim is improving!

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

chub-a-longs

Heavyset preteen girls that like to start drama behind your back. They usually run in packs.

Those 2 little chub-a-longs Emily and Kaylee have such pathetic lives that they have to start drama with other people to get their jollies

by LaDeena August 18, 2008

paternity test

Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)

Stephanie tried to refuse to take the paternity test proving he wasn't the father because she didn't want the other guy to find out he wasn't the father either.

by LaDeena June 11, 2006