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MAGA

Trump’s a capo in the MAGA and needs to be ousted in the 2020 election! He needs to get his comeuppance!
by La Da Dee October 2, 2019
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cuban

A. An Arrogant race of Spanish Speakers who mistakenly think they are superior to all other Latin Americans. They selfishly hate to see non-Cubans get ahead. Often right-wing in politics. They frequently inter-marry with white gringos to whiten their natural dark skin so they can blend into American society better, often denying their African and Indian origins. They often look down upon other Spanish-Speaking people with an air of entitlement.
B. A people displaced from their natural homeland for being so arrogant and annoying to the rest of the World.
A. Don't take the condescension from Tony so personally. All Cubans are like that.
by La Da Dee October 26, 2005
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asshole

A. Any right-wing conservative pushing their extremist agenda in your face.
B. In America, typically a right-wing member of the GOP.
C. In America, An in-your-face christian extremist.
D. On the radio, Rush Limbaugh
Henry: He's a right-wing conserative.
John: You mean he's an asshole?
Henry: You got that right.
by La Da Dee December 28, 2005
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Yucker

1. Noun. A person that vicerally makes your skin crawl and makes you gag at the sight of them. The thought of having any physical contact with them makes you nauseous.
That fat mother-fucker is a real yucker!

Did you get a load of the pucker on that yucker? She could suffocate you with one kiss.
by La Da Dee November 14, 2005
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pruppie

A Puerto Rican Urban Professional. Well educated and financially comfortable if not affluent. Hard working, reliable and very intelligent. Quite accomplished and skilled at what he or she does. Most often able to speak both English and Spanish but may know more languages. Most likely has at least a bachelors degree and a professional career. May have advanced degrees or certifications. Likes to dress well and has cultured tastes in food and music and is intereted in the pursuit of the finer things in life. Often well traveled. May drive an upscale car. Contributes to the improvement of humankind whenever possible.
Carlos is a lawyer and his wife Marta is a doctor. They were born in Puerto Rico but grow up in New York. They are Pruppies.

Elba was born in the US but her parents are from Puerto Rico. She studied finance in college and now works as a stock broker while her brother Paul who went to the same school is now a Retirement Consultant serving the latino community. They are Pruppies settting a great example for their own kids!

Jaime is an engineer. He is such a Pruppie. He has season tickets to the opera, likes wine tasting and drives a BMW. He also is fluent in four foreign languages including French, Italian and Japanese which he learned while stationed in those countries while in the military.
by La Da Dee November 11, 2005
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cuba-linga

A derogatory term usually applied to Cubans but maybe used on a non-cuban if they are behaving like such a Cuban. It's like the N-word. It means someone who is brash, loud and annoying that talks alot of shit usually because they are perpetually full of shit. Such people put on airs mistakenly believing they are better than anyone else around them. Originates from the combination of cuban and linga for tongue (as in up the butt which is the source of their shit) much like what people in Spanish call a come mierda.

Such Cubans are typically materialistic, arrogant and have inflated egos, often bragging about how great they see themselves, their race and all they have much to the annoyance of everyone else around them who know better. Such Cubans are selfish, backstabbing and phony.

They hate you if you are non-cuban but more successful in the slightest way than they are. They only look at what you have that they don't have, but want, and hate you for that one thing. They are condescending to you and mean spirited. They often talk about you in a negative light especially if they think it's to their advantage.

They are callous and have no conscience or remorse. They like to put you down for no good reason but typically because they are insecure and just plain rotten. They won't hesitate to hurt you. They are only happy when you have troubles or worse off than they are!

If you happen to have a cuba-linga as a "friend", they like to dump all their problems on you and expect you to listen. They selfishly want you to be on call for their needs 24/7. They want you to act like a free pyschologist and solve their problems for them but are never around when you need them. They don't care about how much an imposition or inconvenience they are to you.

Hence they are talking an unlimited amount of shit since they are perpetually full of it.
Look at that arrogant Cuban swaggering down the street like he is something. Such an in your face cuba-linga.

That loud-mouth Cuban is shooting his mouth off to everyone like his shit doesn't stink. Shut up already you damn cuba-linga. Nobody cares!

Maria that cuba-linga bitch is always bragging about what she bought or what she has done with her husband, like non-cubans can't do cool stuff too. Go douche bitch!

Tony said that he hates me simply because I have a cool job that pays more than he makes. He believes he should make more simply because he is Cuban. What a selfish cuba-linga!

The Cuba-lingas have turned Miami into a Ghetto. Time for a one-way boat ride back to Habana!

That Cuba-linga had the nerve to correct my Spanish. How dare she!

Watch out! That cuba-linga is jealous of you and wants to get you fired! She's always talking shit about you to the boss.

Cuba-lingas are often jealous and hate you for your achievements. Although they will never admit it, their actions speak louder than their words.

Oye Cuba-lingas lavanse esos culos sucios y sus pingas!
by La Da Dee November 18, 2005
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faith

Something annoyingly referenced by religious extremists to justify in their narrow minds all the irrational, illogical, vicious and malicious things they do to other people. It is abused as a free pass like the race card to legitimize the actions of such extremists.
My faith as a good christian invokes upon me to bomb the abortion clinics in America and kill all the living inside them to save the lives of the unborn.

As a muslim, my faith requires that I suicide bomb and kill innocent people to further my righteous causes.

My faith as a nazi requires that I wage a racial holy war to subjugate the non-white masses and execute the Jews.

America needs to wake up to the fact that in a society governed by secular laws, we cannot allow religious extremists to invoke faith as a means to bypass such laws and impose their views upon the rest of us!

Intelligent design is a matter of faith and not science. It should only be taught at Sunday schools not public schools funded by tax dollars.

The christian preacher called upon the US President to assasinate the leftist Venezuelan President and justified it as a matter of defending his faith from communism and America from terrorism.

The christian uses the premise of faith to manipulate and scare everyone into denying gay Americans their civil rights so they can oppress and discriminate against them.
by La Da Dee December 28, 2005
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