LULU's definitions

muldookey

Impossibly large. Larger than the imagination can fathom.

I was running accross campus, after the hottest boy in my class.... I called his name and slipped in a Muldookey puddle as he turned around.

by lulu January 16, 2003

safety word

a word used in conjunction with s&m, consensual torture, bondage, etc - so that when you say "no" or "stop" in the heat of the moment, the other person can disregard it - the safety word is the serious-i-mean-it-now time-to-stop word. usually something ridiculus like Alabama.

"Why did Jesus die on the cross? Because he forgot his safety word."

by Lulu February 9, 2005

buttis face

A Variation on "butter face", where the body of a female is above average but her face is dogly or at least slighty bellow average hence but-her-face. Buttis face refers to to the male who has a hot body yet appauling face.

"Fuck Joel is a major buttis face, the body is fiiiine but that face is hellish"

by lulu February 22, 2004

caboodles

meaning alot of, or very very much so.

He had caboodles of macaroni in his pants.
We a had a caboodles of a time.

by lulu May 8, 2004

ass cramp

1) Your ass having a cramp.
2) Someone who is a fun buster.

1) Dude, I have a asscramp.
2) You are such an asscramp!

by lulu October 8, 2003

fat as a tick

adj. Bloated and obese. Derives from the state of a tick(parasitic insect) after it has gorged itself on a host mammal's blood. Not complimentary. I've heard it in the context of Australian slang, but I'm sure it's spoken all over the place.

"Christ! All that beer you've been guzzling latley has made you fat as a tick!"

by Lulu July 2, 2004

lumfap

(n) somebody stupid

(adj) a new way of typing "lmfao"; describing something extremely funny

You lumfap!!

or

LUMFAP!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!

by LuLu March 7, 2004