LULU's definitions

lumfap

(n) somebody stupid

(adj) a new way of typing "lmfao"; describing something extremely funny

You lumfap!!

or

LUMFAP!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!

by LuLu March 7, 2004

chunch

the top of the crack of the ass; the plumber's crack

Pull up your pants. Your chunch is showing!

by lulu April 18, 2005

cock it up

A word used by Luis. Actual definition TBA.
Other variations of the word: Cock him up, cock her up

Hey that bitch is looking at you; cock her up!

by LuLu March 2, 2004

billy martin

n:a person with major skill on the guitar.
adj:beautiful, amazing, skilled.
n:God.

No one is better than Billy Martin.

by lulu August 9, 2003

fat as a tick

adj. Bloated and obese. Derives from the state of a tick(parasitic insect) after it has gorged itself on a host mammal's blood. Not complimentary. I've heard it in the context of Australian slang, but I'm sure it's spoken all over the place.

"Christ! All that beer you've been guzzling latley has made you fat as a tick!"

by Lulu July 2, 2004

ass cramp

1) Your ass having a cramp.
2) Someone who is a fun buster.

1) Dude, I have a asscramp.
2) You are such an asscramp!

by lulu October 8, 2003

bugger

a person who has sexual intercourse with a different species

sometimes pat humps his dog

by lulu May 13, 2005