LMxDurgex's definitions

solicitate

To offer to have sex with somone in exchange for money and/or currency.

Man, thoses prostitutes sure can solicitate.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

red balls

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much cocaine crack or free baseing cocaine while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Dan hadnt had sex or whacked off in well over 3 month and when he smoked all that crack cocaine he got red balls before he was about to get laid.

by lmxdurgex August 11, 2009

brown stone

a fictional medical condition, a kidney stone of the ass that blocks shit from comming out

Jack reall needed to take a shit but it wouldent come out because of his brown stone.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

oblivious

dead

my pet cat is oblivious

by LMxDurgex December 16, 2008

common

a shakespearian term for a slut whore or lose woman

my day was common mother, and so are you

by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008

broke dick fountain

Ron Whites tramatic battle with erectile disfunction.

Reacently I submitted a movie I wrote to hollywood about my battle with erectile dis function I think you will like it i call it "broke dick fountain"

-Ron White

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

black balls

testicular frost bite

Mike really learned his lession this winter about walking naked through a blizzard he got black balls and his face was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008