Tool

Someone who lacks a backbone or any intellegence, a tool is completely moronic, and useless!

Guy 1: Dude that chick is smoking!
Guy 2: I KNOW!!!
Guy 3: Man you tools need to get yourselves a lady!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009

Actually

A word to try to convince someone you are telling the truth!

Person 1: Dude i so screwed your mom last night!!
Person 2: no you didnt dont lie!!
Person 1: No dude i ACTUALLY did!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Actually!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 06, 2009

Ostrich Orgy

An orgy in which you bury your face in the ass of other participants(like a ostrich buries it head in sand)

Dude i got invited to this ostrich orgy!
did you go?
no those things are sick!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009

Pubestache

When someone passes out, and you trim your pubes, and glue them onto that person's face giving them a pubestache

Dude we were at this party and we gave Ronnie a pubestache

by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009

Dildo Hoppers

When lesbians partake in a game of leap frog, with a twist! As they leap over each other the lesbians they fall onto a dildo! The lesbians that play this game are considered Dildo Hoppers.

I saw those chicks over there playing Dildo Hop! They are such dildo hoppers!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009

Jumping Jew Bag

When a jew runs, the bag of jew gold around his neck bounces(jumps)

DUDE WHAT A JUMPING JEW BAG!!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009

Mc Douche n hump

The act of, or participating, in a giant orgy involving the douching of female participants vaginas!

Guy 1: Dude were you at that giant orgy last night?
guy 2: yeah dude it was a total Mc Douche n hump

by LMFMC FUCKER June 06, 2009