L.Czemba's definitions

yanni

The sound that a wild Yak makes when either giving birth or taking a mondo shit

"Yanni! Yanni Yaaaaaaaaaanni!! Yaaaaaaaaa(loud farting and squirting sounds) niiiiiiiiiii" > sigh of relief

by L.Czemba February 5, 2004

blitz

the counter to the "Shotty" rule, a mad dash for the front seat of a vehicle, when two persons are in competition for the front passenger seat and the first person calls "Shotty" the second person can call "Blitz" (one may call shotty no-blitz to prevent the blitz rule from being valid)

"Shotty!"
"Blitz" (both dash for car)

by L.Czemba January 13, 2004