Kyle's definitions

Churchateer

a fellow homie that goes to your church.

My homie dj is a churchateer

by Kyle November 19, 2003

Johnny Depp

One of the best actors out now. I pretty much grew up watching his films. Unfortunately, he has alot of dipshit fans (mostly female) who actually think they have a chance of luring him to their beds.

Johnny Depp should be embarrassed over having these dumbass teeny-bopper fans.

by Kyle March 20, 2005

kool aid

A beverage created from powder and water meticulously mixed together to create a drink that goes with anything from brownies to bananas (see "bananatime")
OR:
One's significant other, typically a person of the vagina.

MMMMM!!! I just LOVE the refreshing taste of Kool Aid Grape!! It's so delicious and means I don't have to buy ancy junk for my kids!!
OR:
GET OFF MY KOOL AID MOTHAFUCKA!!!

by Kyle October 30, 2003

James Gandolfini

Former character actor who finally starred in a leading role as the Mob boss matriarch on HBO's The Sopranos. He was great then, but proves to be even better now. He now proves to be a remarkable actor.

Where will Gandolfini go when "The Sopranos" is over with? Maybe he'll consider leading role.

by Kyle February 23, 2005

oops

when you are hitting it doogie style, instead of going in the cutter, you shove it in her butt and when she turns around with a suprised expression on her face, you say, "oops"

"oops, my bad" hahahahahaha

by Kyle March 14, 2005

cruds

slang for marijuana/weed

You got any cruds to sell?

by Kyle March 21, 2005

bitch ass bitch

a rude,disrespectfull or insulting person.

Why did you give her my phone number you bitch ass bitch?

by kyle January 20, 2004