Kyle's definitions

Sock it and Rock it

Knocking out a girl then fucking her while she's KO'd.

Bitch you better give it up or Immah have to sock it and rock it.

by Kyle June 15, 2004

eli manning

Opposite of Pat Tillman; self centered, spoiled. Whereas Pat Tillman asked "What can I do for my country?" Eli Manning asks "What can you do for me?" More specifically, Eli Manning asks Daddy to ask you what you can do for Eli.

Pronoun: Better not spoil your son or he'll end up like Eli Manning!

Verb: I'm going to Eli Manning my boss today. Either he obeys my Daddy's orders and gives me a raise or my Daddy will get me another job.

by kyle May 12, 2004

wam fetish

wet & messy fetish, a fetish where people are atracted to girls in wet clothing, mud wrestling...........

when hot women are either mud-wrestling, gunged, splosh, in a pie-fight, or a wet t-shirt competition

by Kyle July 6, 2004

daddy

A gay man older than 50 who favors much younger guys (usually under 30) for sex and companionship. A daddy can be either a top or a bottom and is so called because he is old enough to be the father of the younger guy.

"Don't even bother asking Marvin out. He's a daddy and is only into young guys."

by Kyle December 6, 2003

cookies and cream

when a girl is giving you head, you cum in her mouth, then pull out and before she can shallow you fucking punch her as hard as you can right in the mouth. It will break all of her teeth giving her cookies (her teeth) and cream (cum) in her mouth.

"I fucking cookied and creamed that bitch last night"

by Kyle March 14, 2005

bullshit

The art of making yourself look good by deciept or misdirection.

Wally: I'm pleased to report another stellar week of accomplishments!! I moved more than 800,000 bits of data to a disaster recovery back-up facility!
Dilbert: Did you just take credit for copying a file to a diskette?
Wally: It was my resume.

by Kyle April 14, 2003

Whipped cream

What you lick off of Kyle's tongue

"Hannah likes whipped cream"

by Kyle October 24, 2003