KyLe's definitions

jed

hes the fuckin masta.. jed gets all da bitches, u aint got shit on him hoe. go to da plate, he whoops ya azz in baseball 2. dont mess, he from gwood. represent

jed owns your ass, donkey.

by kyle June 1, 2004

Charlie Kaufman

Arguably the greatest and most original screenwriter currently working. He's the master behind;

- Being John Malkovich
- Adaptation
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
- Human Nature

He has had two past Oscar nominations for Best Screenplay and this year has been nominated for this third for "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," his best to date.

If Kaufman doesn't take him his Oscar, then this will be my last time watching the Academy Awards.

by Kyle August 7, 2006

penny

A worthless piece of american currency that takes up space in your pocket.

"Hey there's a penny on the ground!"

"Fuck That!"

by Kyle February 29, 2004

heatholder

fucking douche bag shemale cunt fuck spic-guido quasihomosexual wannabe ladies man who hits on internet women and acts like he has some sort of relationship with them.

see smegma, dick cheese

by kyle October 5, 2004

kw_rock

Awesome as fuck, better than everyone else.

Man, you are so kw_rock

by Kyle July 19, 2003

poah

created jan7th/04 by drew and kyle

i am so poahed at the people i work with
i was so poahed on saturday at my hockey game

by kyle January 27, 2004

Speir

One in perfect condition.

That woman is a Speir in every way!

by kyle October 2, 2004