Kwing's definitions

Dirty

1. In dubstep, dirty indicates lots of wobble and bass drops.
2. Sexually promiscuous, often a reference to sexually transmitted diseases.
3. Unsanitary or germ-infested.

1. Rusko is dirty.
2. Sasha Grey is dirty.
3. McDonald's bathrooms are dirty.

by Kwing September 15, 2010

Expectation

1. What one thinks will happen in the future.
2. What one wants to happen in the future.

The only word known to be both a synonym and antonym to itself, because an optimist will expect their expectations to be met, while a pessimist will not expect their expectations to be met.

Ronald fell short of my expectations, but I kind of expected him to.

by Kwing May 5, 2015

Seal

A variation of a Shield that is more of a wall than an orb. Can sustain infinite damage, unlike a Shield, but may prove more difficult to cast.

I put a Seal on the door for neatness' sake.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Micfri

A Youtube user known for putting up short (30-50 second) songs. His biggest hit as of July '09 is his "Licking Ass Song".

Micfri and Ray just put out a new video, man! Let's check it out!

by Kwing July 13, 2009

Spasm

Variation of a Convulsion. Seemingly less severe, creating less of a mess.

She was hit with a Spasm and collapsed.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Asking For It

The final frontier of denial, "asking for it" is a mentality people use to justify the world being less horrible than it is. Most commonly it is used to pretend that a rape victim 'subliminally' or 'subtly' gave consent, but it can also be used in context to say someone who leaves a quarter on the ground is just as guilty as the thief who steals it of the crime, having 'tempted' the criminal or perpetrator. In extremist cases, such as a few sects of Muslim religion, some women are forced to cover their hair to prevent 'tempting' men.

Pertaining to sex, it is statistically estimated that about 1/3 men buy in Britain conform to the "asking for it" mentality.

"Did you hear about Katie? I feel really sorry for her."
"Nah, man, she was asking for it."

by Kwing January 19, 2010

Glaze

A spell for mind manipulation. Makes the target forget what they were doing at the moment.

A couple officers approached us, but I used a Glaze on them to send them away.

by Kwing October 29, 2009