Kwing's definitions

Irony

When something is both unexpected and fitting simultaneously. While most definitions simply say irony is something unexpected, no definitions ever state that there's a certain element to irony that catches your eye nine times out of ten.

Irony: When someone creates an organization that fights for the right to die with honor, then kills himself.

by Kwing August 7, 2010

Black Tumbler

A smoking black whirlwind of magic that creates darkened stripes on its target. Can also be dangerous at high velocity.

"My charge is to inflict the Black Tumbler upon your person."

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Micfri

A Youtube user known for putting up short (30-50 second) songs. His biggest hit as of July '09 is his "Licking Ass Song".

Micfri and Ray just put out a new video, man! Let's check it out!

by Kwing July 13, 2009

Spasm

Variation of a Convulsion. Seemingly less severe, creating less of a mess.

She was hit with a Spasm and collapsed.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Asking For It

The final frontier of denial, "asking for it" is a mentality people use to justify the world being less horrible than it is. Most commonly it is used to pretend that a rape victim 'subliminally' or 'subtly' gave consent, but it can also be used in context to say someone who leaves a quarter on the ground is just as guilty as the thief who steals it of the crime, having 'tempted' the criminal or perpetrator. In extremist cases, such as a few sects of Muslim religion, some women are forced to cover their hair to prevent 'tempting' men.

Pertaining to sex, it is statistically estimated that about 1/3 men buy in Britain conform to the "asking for it" mentality.

"Did you hear about Katie? I feel really sorry for her."
"Nah, man, she was asking for it."

by Kwing January 19, 2010

Dimmu Borgir

Norwegian symphonic black metal band. While middle-aged people generalize their lyrics as dark and angsty, unlike The Beatles, they have the ability to cover more than one topic in a single album, including poetically challenging extremist conservative religious fanatics, the definition of morality, telling a narrative of Satan's assistant, and several more if you understand Norwegian.

Occasionally their music videos or lyrics contain unjustifiably objectionable material, but I interpret that this is their message to their fans not to become mindless followers of their band.

If you had to mass-generalize Dimmu Borgir, you'd have to call them a cross between heavy metal and classical.

by Kwing December 2, 2009

RYNO

Short for "Rip Ya a New One", a weapon from the Ratchet and Clank universe. A multi-shot, rapid-fire rocket launcher with lock-on abilities. Commonly known as the most powerful weapon in any given installment.

"This is about power, and what is more powerful than intelligence?"
"The RYNO?"

by Kwing April 24, 2013