Kwing's definitions

Micfri

A Youtube user known for putting up short (30-50 second) songs. His biggest hit as of July '09 is his "Licking Ass Song".

Micfri and Ray just put out a new video, man! Let's check it out!

by Kwing July 13, 2009

Asking For It

The final frontier of denial, "asking for it" is a mentality people use to justify the world being less horrible than it is. Most commonly it is used to pretend that a rape victim 'subliminally' or 'subtly' gave consent, but it can also be used in context to say someone who leaves a quarter on the ground is just as guilty as the thief who steals it of the crime, having 'tempted' the criminal or perpetrator. In extremist cases, such as a few sects of Muslim religion, some women are forced to cover their hair to prevent 'tempting' men.

Pertaining to sex, it is statistically estimated that about 1/3 men buy in Britain conform to the "asking for it" mentality.

"Did you hear about Katie? I feel really sorry for her."
"Nah, man, she was asking for it."

by Kwing January 19, 2010

Seal

A variation of a Shield that is more of a wall than an orb. Can sustain infinite damage, unlike a Shield, but may prove more difficult to cast.

I put a Seal on the door for neatness' sake.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Movie Preview

Movie Preview: A moving pictation of a cinematic explosion and kiss.

I was going to see Equilibrium, but the movie preview looked pretty samey.

by Kwing May 11, 2009

Bind

Simple spell for restraining its target. Ropes are most likely made of a magical material and would vanish after its use is done. Unsatisfactory against a large group of people, as it would cost too much energy for the spirits involved.

He ran towards me, but I quickly shot a Bind at him.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Overcitation

The act of linking to external articles or definitions, especially in an obsessive manner.

"Hey, man, I was just on Wikipedia... They have some major problems with overcitation."
"I hear you, man."

by Kwing June 27, 2009

Charm

Deludes the mind, but its precise integration is unknown. Can be used to befuddle humans or disguise objects. Likely it simply manipulates the mind.

"She used a Charm, and I don't remember what I said."

by Kwing October 29, 2009