Kwing's definitions

Spiraling Dismemberment

Variation of a Convulsion. Its varying significance from it is unspecified.

Nouda shot a Spiraling Dismemberment at me.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Irony

When something is both unexpected and fitting simultaneously. While most definitions simply say irony is something unexpected, no definitions ever state that there's a certain element to irony that catches your eye nine times out of ten.

Irony: When someone creates an organization that fights for the right to die with honor, then kills himself.

by Kwing August 7, 2010

Asking For It

The final frontier of denial, "asking for it" is a mentality people use to justify the world being less horrible than it is. Most commonly it is used to pretend that a rape victim 'subliminally' or 'subtly' gave consent, but it can also be used in context to say someone who leaves a quarter on the ground is just as guilty as the thief who steals it of the crime, having 'tempted' the criminal or perpetrator. In extremist cases, such as a few sects of Muslim religion, some women are forced to cover their hair to prevent 'tempting' men.

Pertaining to sex, it is statistically estimated that about 1/3 men buy in Britain conform to the "asking for it" mentality.

"Did you hear about Katie? I feel really sorry for her."
"Nah, man, she was asking for it."

by Kwing January 19, 2010

Micfri

A Youtube user known for putting up short (30-50 second) songs. His biggest hit as of July '09 is his "Licking Ass Song".

Micfri and Ray just put out a new video, man! Let's check it out!

by Kwing July 13, 2009

Spasm

Variation of a Convulsion. Seemingly less severe, creating less of a mess.

She was hit with a Spasm and collapsed.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Spark

Creates a small spark, useful for discreetly starting fires.

I used a small spark on him and instantly he burst into flames, the petrol burning.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Dubstep

A genre of music that uses sounds emitted by analog sound devices the same way techno music uses sounds emitted by digital sound devices. It uses heavy bass and is generally associated with the hip-hop genre and has received heavy criticism due to its lack of melodic definition.

That's some filthy dubstep man!

by Kwing December 16, 2011