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Pestilence

A common trap integrated into archways, but also a usable spell for spirits. Creates an extremely toxic gas capable of stripping a human to the bones in seconds.
He didn't open the door for fear of triggering the Pestilence.
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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Shield

A shimmering blue orb that encircles a selected area. Repels physical objects and magic alike with the exception of silver objects.
The bullet passed clean through my Shield and exited on the other side.

"What kind of Shield do you call that?"

"They're using silver bullets."
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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Dimmu Borgir

Norwegian symphonic black metal band. While middle-aged people generalize their lyrics as dark and angsty, unlike The Beatles, they have the ability to cover more than one topic in a single album, including poetically challenging extremist conservative religious fanatics, the definition of morality, telling a narrative of Satan's assistant, and several more if you understand Norwegian.

Occasionally their music videos or lyrics contain unjustifiably objectionable material, but I interpret that this is their message to their fans not to become mindless followers of their band.
If you had to mass-generalize Dimmu Borgir, you'd have to call them a cross between heavy metal and classical.
by Kwing December 2, 2009
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Illusion

Similar to a Glamour, but erects an illusion on a scene instead of a single object, such as making the outlook of a window appear different.
The specters were only an Illusion. Growling I changed direction again and charged down the hall.
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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Best

1. Used to describe something that is the most effective, most enjoyable, etc. of something. If there are three cars and one car lasts the longest, then that car is the best car in terms of how long it lasts.

2. Synonym for "guests". Mostly used in England, if somebody says that a room is "for best", they most likely mean it is intended for guests to use.
1. John: Peter's Bakery has the best muffins!

2. Tracy: Please don't play in this room. It's for best.
by Kwing June 22, 2010
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ASL

Stands for Age, Sex, Location. What it really means is that whoever is asking the question has an "Awful Sex Life".
Joe: asl?
Phil: screw off, rapist
by Kwing August 7, 2009
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Overcitation

The act of linking to external articles or definitions, especially in an obsessive manner.
"Hey, man, I was just on Wikipedia... They have some major problems with overcitation."
"I hear you, man."
by Kwing June 27, 2009
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