Kwing's definitions

Choclit Milf

The result of pouring chocolate milk onto the vagina of a milf.

John: Hey Andrea, want a choclit milf?
Andrea: I'd love one!

by Kwing October 20, 2010

Miasma

Attack similar to a Pestilence, but doesn't linger as long.

The Miasma erupted on the Utukku, striking dangerously at its face.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Fog

Creates an obstructive fog across a scene.

With the use of a Fog and a run through the streets of London, I could hear Farqual cursing behind me.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Dirty

1. In dubstep, dirty indicates lots of wobble and bass drops.
2. Sexually promiscuous, often a reference to sexually transmitted diseases.
3. Unsanitary or germ-infested.

1. Rusko is dirty.
2. Sasha Grey is dirty.
3. McDonald's bathrooms are dirty.

by Kwing September 15, 2010

Expectation

1. What one thinks will happen in the future.
2. What one wants to happen in the future.

The only word known to be both a synonym and antonym to itself, because an optimist will expect their expectations to be met, while a pessimist will not expect their expectations to be met.

Ronald fell short of my expectations, but I kind of expected him to.

by Kwing May 5, 2015

Spiraling Dismemberment

Variation of a Convulsion. Its varying significance from it is unspecified.

Nouda shot a Spiraling Dismemberment at me.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Irony

When something is both unexpected and fitting simultaneously. While most definitions simply say irony is something unexpected, no definitions ever state that there's a certain element to irony that catches your eye nine times out of ten.

Irony: When someone creates an organization that fights for the right to die with honor, then kills himself.

by Kwing August 7, 2010