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Irken

A species from the planet Irk.

BIOLOGY:
Their skin is very dry but their insides contain compressed excesses of liquid. Because of this, their body chemistry is volatile and concentrations of adrenaline can allow them superior speed and strength for short periods of time.

Irkens are sensitive and irritable when exposed to many Earth-based resources, but few (if any) materials can cause lasting injuries.

It is estimated that they are reptilian based off of the Mysterious Mysteries host describing Zim as having scales. However, Irkens do not seem to mate in modern society, being genetically manufactured (see Gattaca). Despite being presumably reptilian, Irkens have very humanistic proportions as well as mammal-like tendencies, behaviors, and movements.

Lastly, Irkens are a form of cyborg, their PAKs being cybernetic technology fused into their neural system, allowing them the use of four extra limbs (each containing a laser), and a communication device.

PSYCHOLOGY AND SOCIETY:
Irkens are very similar to humans in having megalomaniac and dominative tendencies. Their culture is similar to Asian culture, the civilians being hardworking and loyal to the Almighty Tallest.
Dib: He's not human! He's Irken!
by Kwing April 6, 2010
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Black Tumbler

A smoking black whirlwind of magic that creates darkened stripes on its target. Can also be dangerous at high velocity.
"My charge is to inflict the Black Tumbler upon your person."
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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Illumination

A spell that creates an orb of golden light, useful for seeing in dark areas, but usually for humans as spirits have perfect night vision.
"Can you cast an Illumination?"
"Only if you want us to be spotted."
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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Pestilence

A common trap integrated into archways, but also a usable spell for spirits. Creates an extremely toxic gas capable of stripping a human to the bones in seconds.
He didn't open the door for fear of triggering the Pestilence.
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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- You like me don't you?
- :"> Well...
by Kwing November 20, 2010
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Dimmu Borgir

Norwegian symphonic black metal band. While middle-aged people generalize their lyrics as dark and angsty, unlike The Beatles, they have the ability to cover more than one topic in a single album, including poetically challenging extremist conservative religious fanatics, the definition of morality, telling a narrative of Satan's assistant, and several more if you understand Norwegian.

Occasionally their music videos or lyrics contain unjustifiably objectionable material, but I interpret that this is their message to their fans not to become mindless followers of their band.
If you had to mass-generalize Dimmu Borgir, you'd have to call them a cross between heavy metal and classical.
by Kwing December 2, 2009
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Stench

Simple spell that creates a putrid smell.
I warded bypassers away with the use of a Stench.
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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