50 definitions by Kwing

ASL

Stands for Age, Sex, Location. What it really means is that whoever is asking the question has an "Awful Sex Life".

Joe: asl?
Phil: screw off, rapist

by Kwing August 7, 2009

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Spasm

Variation of a Convulsion. Seemingly less severe, creating less of a mess.

She was hit with a Spasm and collapsed.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

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Norwegian symphonic black metal band. While middle-aged people generalize their lyrics as dark and angsty, unlike The Beatles, they have the ability to cover more than one topic in a single album, including poetically challenging extremist conservative religious fanatics, the definition of morality, telling a narrative of Satan's assistant, and several more if you understand Norwegian.

Occasionally their music videos or lyrics contain unjustifiably objectionable material, but I interpret that this is their message to their fans not to become mindless followers of their band.

If you had to mass-generalize Dimmu Borgir, you'd have to call them a cross between heavy metal and classical.

by Kwing December 2, 2009

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Wisp-Light

More controlled version of an Illumination; can be shaped discreetly as to avoid attracting attention.

I used a Wisp-Light to read the sign.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

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Best

1. Used to describe something that is the most effective, most enjoyable, etc. of something. If there are three cars and one car lasts the longest, then that car is the best car in terms of how long it lasts.

2. Synonym for "guests". Mostly used in England, if somebody says that a room is "for best", they most likely mean it is intended for guests to use.

1. John: Peter's Bakery has the best muffins!

2. Tracy: Please don't play in this room. It's for best.

by Kwing June 20, 2010

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