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cokecd

so drunk that you can't spell cocked.
im wicked cokecd dude
by kurt July 15, 2004
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Kano

Person who cruelly rejects or breaks up with another person.

Named after the character Kano in the video game Mortal Kombat, whose finishing move is to rip out his oppenent's heart.
Why did she have to be such a Kano
by Kurt February 10, 2005
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Luke

A person who takes care of female escorts also referred to as a “304”

Some also refer to him as a “Pimp” and some one who collects “Revenue
Luke’s new 304 does what he says so
by Kurt December 11, 2019
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oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening
Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.
by Kurt January 24, 2005
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Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just an ordinary blow job would give.
My friends dared me to give her a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.
by Kurt April 24, 2005
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shitdick

Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.
Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.
by Kurt December 31, 2004
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-izz-

Pig Latin becomes Pizzig Lizzatin.
Fo' Sho' becomes fizzo shizzo, or fo shizzo, which then became shizzle, in and of itself a new slang word.
by Kurt March 19, 2003
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