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oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening
Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.
by Kurt January 24, 2005
mugGet the oil changemug.

Dead Body

"Oh, your just going to THROW me away!"
-Dead body of guy in dumpster
by Kurt April 30, 2004
mugGet the Dead Bodymug.

girl

A female child or a young woman.

An extremely impressive creature that has an ability to empathize and love from a very young age. Something that many men takes years to learn and fully grasp, or never learn at all.

Unfortunate victims of sexist "macho" males and foul pedophiles, who are just insecure coward-fucking arseholes with no souls who got beaten up/abused by their equally pathetic and cowardly dads when they were little.
Girls need lots of love.

That little girl is truly an angel.

Sexist people, get out of my way. Short-sighted, narrow-minded, condescending, chauvinistic hypocrites. You're all just a bunch of big babies. Let's not regress ourselves to the stone age.
by Kurt February 13, 2005
mugGet the girlmug.

d12

Wanksta's who copy the Wu Tang Clan by having the whole a.k.a. theme... Too bad they can't copy the quality of music. Also i'm just wondering does anyone actually think Bizarre has any talent at all??? For real though he is quite shit.
"D12 really aren't very good at what they do.."
by Kurt December 28, 2005
mugGet the d12mug.

Sexyfied

to adorn oneself for the sole purpose of having sex.
1.she must have done somthing to her hair to make her sexyfied.

2.That jacket makes you totaly sexyfied.
by Kurt May 12, 2004
mugGet the Sexyfiedmug.

Henry Clay

The most diabolical fiend ever spawned from the nine hells

-He Started the Civil War
-He is responsible for the conflict in Liberia
-He was born in 1777, 111 years before 1666 (666 = evil #)
-Corrupt barganing with Andrew Jackson
Henry Clay Started the civil war and therfore is responsible for the deaths of over 600,000 americans
by Kurt March 28, 2004
mugGet the Henry Claymug.

doodoo (doo·doo) n.

doodoo, gonna put it onnnn you!
by kurt December 30, 2002
mugGet the doodoo (doo·doo) n.mug.

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