Kurt's definitions

oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening

Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.

by Kurt January 24, 2005

Patakos

Cleavage exceeding maximum capacity for clothing. Aka: Large boobies

"Hey Joshua, check out that fine momma with large patakos."

by Kurt January 16, 2006

Dead Body

A steaming corpse just waiting to rot

"Oh, your just going to THROW me away!"
-Dead body of guy in dumpster

by Kurt April 30, 2004

Elias

Name given to a man who has exceptional abilities in seemingly an endless number of topics. For some reason however; God decided to make all Elias' considerably unskilled in basketball. For they have no ability to play the game and seem to have no concept of how to stop anyone else from scoring.

I saw that man named Elias lift a car with one arm, but he never could stop Kurt from scoring when playing one on one in basketball. Simply amazing!

by kurt April 22, 2005

Henry Clay

The most diabolical fiend ever spawned from the nine hells

-He Started the Civil War
-He is responsible for the conflict in Liberia
-He was born in 1777, 111 years before 1666 (666 = evil #)
-Corrupt barganing with Andrew Jackson

Henry Clay Started the civil war and therfore is responsible for the deaths of over 600,000 americans

by Kurt March 28, 2004

doodoo (doo·doo) n.

shit on a stick.

doodoo, gonna put it onnnn you!

by kurt December 30, 2002

Code: Lyoko

An animated series created in France. Resembles anime in many ways, except the most noticeable thing is that the characters have big heads. While the story of the show was somewhat interesting, the voice acting leaves a lot to be desired.

I can't get passed the horrible acting to see anything good about this show.

by Kurt February 4, 2005