KungFu's definitions

gatekeeper

The fat,ugly, or fat and ugly girl that attaches herself to a good looking girl. The soul existance of a gatekeeper is to keep the pretty girl from ever meeting someone. If the gatekeeper is beaten by a man know as the chosen one or a man with a wingman the gatekeeper will no longer have any reason to exist and becomes a fallen gatekeeper.

Did you see that hottie at the end of the bar? dude, fly wingman for me and take out the gatekeeper.

by KungFu April 5, 2005

skawnk

yet another funny sounding word for sex.

Oh man I want to skawnk the hell out of her

by KungFu April 4, 2005

rolex

verb, The act of wrapping ones penis around the wrist like a watch in order to trick another person into looking at ones dong. Commonly used with a question to the intended victim.

"have you seen my new rolex?"
a)"no,,,ewwwwww".

by KungFu April 1, 2005