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rolex

verb, The act of wrapping ones penis around the wrist like a watch in order to trick another person into looking at ones dong. Commonly used with a question to the intended victim.
"have you seen my new rolex?"
a)"no,,,ewwwwww".
by KungFu April 1, 2005
mugGet the rolexmug.

chosen one

the one who can get passed the gatekeeper without aid of a wingman.
by KungFu April 5, 2005
mugGet the chosen onemug.

Highlands Ranch

1. The yuppie infested armpit of Colorado.
2. A suburb south of Denver where it is manditory to own the largest sport utility vehical that you can possibly afford to compete with your neighbors oversized SUV even though you have no need for one.
3. A place to go to get judged by others for what you own, do for a living, and how your lawn looks.
I live in Highlands Ranch, sure it's more expensive but it's sure woth it for it's social status. Speaking of social status, have you seen my enormous Ford Excursion I have no idea how to drive it but boy it's sure better than my neighbors land rover.
by KungFu April 4, 2005
mugGet the Highlands Ranchmug.

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