KungFu's definitions

rolex

verb, The act of wrapping ones penis around the wrist like a watch in order to trick another person into looking at ones dong. Commonly used with a question to the intended victim.

"have you seen my new rolex?"
a)"no,,,ewwwwww".

by KungFu April 1, 2005

Taiway

Short for the "Taiway to Hell". A 155mm towed howitzer model m198. The name comes from its section chief Sgt. Tai Yamauchi and the popular ac/dc song Highway to Hell. In the opinion of the cannons gunner "morriss" The howitzer was thought to be cursed by the name. Hard times often fell onto the Taiway and it's crew but still remains a legend in Marine Corps field artillery world wide.

I served as a cannoneer on the Taiway.

by KungFu April 1, 2005

fireblade

The foundation of all sportbikes. The CBR "fireblade" produced by Honda is one of the top selling sporbikes world wide. Extreemly high build quality and a perfect blend of Power and Flickability. The Fireblade is also credited for being one of the top machines in racing and extreme stunt riding. Many critics say that without the fireblade sportbikes would be no where near what they are today.

The Honda fireblade is a fantastic motorcycle.

by KungFu April 1, 2005

liberal

1.NOT to be confused with a democrat. A liberal is a person with a far left mentality who is so far gone they refuse to listen to anyone else’s point of view. The hypocrisy of the liberal doesn't stop there, they constantly protest other peoples way of life and life choices under the label of freedom never realizing that all the protesting and complaining they do only creates more laws and rules thus further restricting freedom.
2. Hypocrite
3. A follower who believes they are a leader.
4. A person who makes decisions based on emotions or off of what another liberal said never from facts.

1. In the state of California liberals complained compulsively about building a natural energy source. When the state finally did build a windmill field. The liberals protested it claiming it was killing birds that flew into the energy windmills.
2. Ted Kennedy

by KungFu April 4, 2005

Highlands Ranch

1. The yuppie infested armpit of Colorado.
2. A suburb south of Denver where it is manditory to own the largest sport utility vehical that you can possibly afford to compete with your neighbors oversized SUV even though you have no need for one.
3. A place to go to get judged by others for what you own, do for a living, and how your lawn looks.

I live in Highlands Ranch, sure it's more expensive but it's sure woth it for it's social status. Speaking of social status, have you seen my enormous Ford Excursion I have no idea how to drive it but boy it's sure better than my neighbors land rover.

by KungFu April 4, 2005

cornholio

A un-official millitary term. Used as a code word for "there is an officer, staff non commissioned officer, or anyone else of higher rank that will get you in trouble for goofing off". Founded by the cannoneers of battery P 5/14. The term may not have worked all that well since that unit no longer exists.

Cornholio, secure the happiness.

by KungFu April 4, 2005

Godfather

1.A term used in the extreme motorcycle stunt riding, refering to the ones who started it all of used as a term for those who have been involved in the sport for a long time.

Todd Colbert, Gary Rothwell, AC Ferias, 1096, Starboyz, Wheelie Boys,

by KungFu April 4, 2005