sure thing

80s term. means a person that will definatly give you sex, no excuses, no ifs ands or buts. Sex is imminant
Bro I'm going over to heathers house later, she is a sure thing
by KungFu April 05, 2005
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skawnk

yet another funny sounding word for sex.
Oh man I want to skawnk the hell out of her
by KungFu April 04, 2005
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cornholio

A un-official millitary term. Used as a code word for "there is an officer, staff non commissioned officer, or anyone else of higher rank that will get you in trouble for goofing off". Founded by the cannoneers of battery P 5/14. The term may not have worked all that well since that unit no longer exists.
by KungFu April 04, 2005
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rolex

verb, The act of wrapping ones penis around the wrist like a watch in order to trick another person into looking at ones dong. Commonly used with a question to the intended victim.
"have you seen my new rolex?"
a)"no,,,ewwwwww".
by KungFu April 01, 2005
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Highlands Ranch

1. The yuppie infested armpit of Colorado.
2. A suburb south of Denver where it is manditory to own the largest sport utility vehical that you can possibly afford to compete with your neighbors oversized SUV even though you have no need for one.
3. A place to go to get judged by others for what you own, do for a living, and how your lawn looks.
I live in Highlands Ranch, sure it's more expensive but it's sure woth it for it's social status. Speaking of social status, have you seen my enormous Ford Excursion I have no idea how to drive it but boy it's sure better than my neighbors land rover.
by KungFu April 04, 2005
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chosen one

the one who can get passed the gatekeeper without aid of a wingman.
I scored last night, I am truly the chosen one.
by KungFu April 05, 2005
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fallen gatekeeper

A failed gatekeeper. Usually found with other fallen gatekeepers in bars or clubs reliving the glory days. Most of the time you'll never see them exept in grocery stores, or at license renewal.
Damn look at that pack of fat chicks. They must be fallen gatekeepers
by KungFu April 05, 2005
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