KungFu's definitions

H.O.A.

1. Short for Home Owners Association.
2. Lawn Nazis
3. The masters of bitching, whining and complaining world wide.
4. What happens to dorks when they grow up
5. People who charge you money so they can tell you what to do with your property so you can please everyone else exept you.
6. mentally challenged
7. Where people go when they are too lazy to do anything productive
8. Above the law

I just got the Highlands Ranch H.O.A. bill and it's 110.00 and they want me to paint my house a new color

by KungFu April 4, 2005

tits pierre

Really great. Perfect. Can't get any better.

That 1970 chevelle LS-6 is tits pierre.

by KungFu April 4, 2005

cornholio

A un-official millitary term. Used as a code word for "there is an officer, staff non commissioned officer, or anyone else of higher rank that will get you in trouble for goofing off". Founded by the cannoneers of battery P 5/14. The term may not have worked all that well since that unit no longer exists.

Cornholio, secure the happiness.

by KungFu April 4, 2005

music store syndrome

when you are in a store and you know there is something you want or need but you can't think of it.

Damnit I know there is something I needed from here, crap I have music store syndrome

by KungFu April 5, 2005

Godfather

1.A term used in the extreme motorcycle stunt riding, refering to the ones who started it all of used as a term for those who have been involved in the sport for a long time.

Todd Colbert, Gary Rothwell, AC Ferias, 1096, Starboyz, Wheelie Boys,

by KungFu April 4, 2005

skawnk

yet another funny sounding word for sex.

Oh man I want to skawnk the hell out of her

by KungFu April 4, 2005

gatekeeper

The fat,ugly, or fat and ugly girl that attaches herself to a good looking girl. The soul existance of a gatekeeper is to keep the pretty girl from ever meeting someone. If the gatekeeper is beaten by a man know as the chosen one or a man with a wingman the gatekeeper will no longer have any reason to exist and becomes a fallen gatekeeper.

Did you see that hottie at the end of the bar? dude, fly wingman for me and take out the gatekeeper.

by KungFu April 5, 2005