KungFu's definitions

music store syndrome

when you are in a store and you know there is something you want or need but you can't think of it.

Damnit I know there is something I needed from here, crap I have music store syndrome

by KungFu April 5, 2005

Godfather

1.A term used in the extreme motorcycle stunt riding, refering to the ones who started it all of used as a term for those who have been involved in the sport for a long time.

Todd Colbert, Gary Rothwell, AC Ferias, 1096, Starboyz, Wheelie Boys,

by KungFu April 4, 2005

chosen one

the one who can get passed the gatekeeper without aid of a wingman.

I scored last night, I am truly the chosen one.

by KungFu April 5, 2005

gatekeeper

The fat,ugly, or fat and ugly girl that attaches herself to a good looking girl. The soul existance of a gatekeeper is to keep the pretty girl from ever meeting someone. If the gatekeeper is beaten by a man know as the chosen one or a man with a wingman the gatekeeper will no longer have any reason to exist and becomes a fallen gatekeeper.

Did you see that hottie at the end of the bar? dude, fly wingman for me and take out the gatekeeper.

by KungFu April 5, 2005

shannon six

Mythical Animal- The shannon six or also known as "six" is a hybrid creature thought to have been created by the genetic fusion of the Genes of Tom Green and Conan O'brian. Some speculate that the "six" is a result of long term living in the Longmont and Loveland area, where, experts agree that the so called "six" currently roams in the northern portion of Colorado. The "six" is often spotted by tourists and hunters. When caught off gaurd the "six" is know to point and yell, run around pantless, hide peoples remote controls and left shoes, quote lines from aliens or Conan the barbarian. If one ever sees the Shannon Six it is wise to simply nod your head and back away to the nearest exit.

At first I thought I was looking at a man but then I realized it was in fact the Six!

by KungFu June 11, 2006

skawnk

yet another funny sounding word for sex.

Oh man I want to skawnk the hell out of her

by KungFu April 4, 2005

H.O.A.

1. Short for Home Owners Association.
2. Lawn Nazis
3. The masters of bitching, whining and complaining world wide.
4. What happens to dorks when they grow up
5. People who charge you money so they can tell you what to do with your property so you can please everyone else exept you.
6. mentally challenged
7. Where people go when they are too lazy to do anything productive
8. Above the law

I just got the Highlands Ranch H.O.A. bill and it's 110.00 and they want me to paint my house a new color

by KungFu April 4, 2005