KungFu's definitions

cornholio

A un-official millitary term. Used as a code word for "there is an officer, staff non commissioned officer, or anyone else of higher rank that will get you in trouble for goofing off". Founded by the cannoneers of battery P 5/14. The term may not have worked all that well since that unit no longer exists.

Cornholio, secure the happiness.

by KungFu April 4, 2005

skawnk

yet another funny sounding word for sex.

Oh man I want to skawnk the hell out of her

by KungFu April 4, 2005

shannon six

Mythical Animal- The shannon six or also known as "six" is a hybrid creature thought to have been created by the genetic fusion of the Genes of Tom Green and Conan O'brian. Some speculate that the "six" is a result of long term living in the Longmont and Loveland area, where, experts agree that the so called "six" currently roams in the northern portion of Colorado. The "six" is often spotted by tourists and hunters. When caught off gaurd the "six" is know to point and yell, run around pantless, hide peoples remote controls and left shoes, quote lines from aliens or Conan the barbarian. If one ever sees the Shannon Six it is wise to simply nod your head and back away to the nearest exit.

At first I thought I was looking at a man but then I realized it was in fact the Six!

by KungFu June 11, 2006

chosen one

the one who can get passed the gatekeeper without aid of a wingman.

I scored last night, I am truly the chosen one.

by KungFu April 5, 2005

tits pierre

Really great. Perfect. Can't get any better.

That 1970 chevelle LS-6 is tits pierre.

by KungFu April 4, 2005

pro stunter

A pro-stunter is a person who performs tricks and maneuvers on a street motorcycle and is able to earn money doing so. Pros often make thier money by video taping the tricks and maneuvers and selling these stunt tapes and DVDs. However, there are also many pros that are able to earn money by doing shows, competing in events, and sometimes working in full scale movie productions world wide.

Starboyz, Todd Colbert and Team Xtreem, Thew and 1096, Streetfighterz, J.T.holt, Dan Jackson, AC Ferias, Gary Rothwell

by KungFu April 4, 2005

H.O.A.

1. Short for Home Owners Association.
2. Lawn Nazis
3. The masters of bitching, whining and complaining world wide.
4. What happens to dorks when they grow up
5. People who charge you money so they can tell you what to do with your property so you can please everyone else exept you.
6. mentally challenged
7. Where people go when they are too lazy to do anything productive
8. Above the law

I just got the Highlands Ranch H.O.A. bill and it's 110.00 and they want me to paint my house a new color

by KungFu April 4, 2005