KungFu's definitions

shannon six

Mythical Animal- The shannon six or also known as "six" is a hybrid creature thought to have been created by the genetic fusion of the Genes of Tom Green and Conan O'brian. Some speculate that the "six" is a result of long term living in the Longmont and Loveland area, where, experts agree that the so called "six" currently roams in the northern portion of Colorado. The "six" is often spotted by tourists and hunters. When caught off gaurd the "six" is know to point and yell, run around pantless, hide peoples remote controls and left shoes, quote lines from aliens or Conan the barbarian. If one ever sees the Shannon Six it is wise to simply nod your head and back away to the nearest exit.

At first I thought I was looking at a man but then I realized it was in fact the Six!

by KungFu June 11, 2006

skawnk

yet another funny sounding word for sex.

Oh man I want to skawnk the hell out of her

by KungFu April 4, 2005

gatekeeper

The fat,ugly, or fat and ugly girl that attaches herself to a good looking girl. The soul existance of a gatekeeper is to keep the pretty girl from ever meeting someone. If the gatekeeper is beaten by a man know as the chosen one or a man with a wingman the gatekeeper will no longer have any reason to exist and becomes a fallen gatekeeper.

Did you see that hottie at the end of the bar? dude, fly wingman for me and take out the gatekeeper.

by KungFu April 5, 2005

rolex

verb, The act of wrapping ones penis around the wrist like a watch in order to trick another person into looking at ones dong. Commonly used with a question to the intended victim.

"have you seen my new rolex?"
a)"no,,,ewwwwww".

by KungFu April 1, 2005

Taiway

Short for the "Taiway to Hell". A 155mm towed howitzer model m198. The name comes from its section chief Sgt. Tai Yamauchi and the popular ac/dc song Highway to Hell. In the opinion of the cannons gunner "morriss" The howitzer was thought to be cursed by the name. Hard times often fell onto the Taiway and it's crew but still remains a legend in Marine Corps field artillery world wide.

I served as a cannoneer on the Taiway.

by KungFu April 1, 2005

music store syndrome

when you are in a store and you know there is something you want or need but you can't think of it.

Damnit I know there is something I needed from here, crap I have music store syndrome

by KungFu April 5, 2005

Taiway to hell

The former name for the Taiway

I served aboard the Taiway to Hell.

by KungFu April 4, 2005