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glitterati

(n.) Social elites. Famed, fashionable, adorable and learnéd. The beautiful people.
Glitterati consists fashion laber owners, celebrity socialites, actors and actresses and otheruseless leaches to society
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
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life of Riley

An easy life without chores or responsibilities. The assumed typical life of an irishman.
He lives the life of riley; his missus does everything and he never lifts a finger.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004
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Moon

(n.) a natural sattelite of the earth, made of cheese.

(v.) The act of going on stage at an astronomy convention, pulling down your trousers, opening your 'cheeks' and saying

"hows this for a black hole?"
Mooning a hardware store will result in a broomstick being forcibly placed in your anus by the manager.
by kung-fu jesus September 7, 2004
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streetka

Ford's faggoty 2003 European luanched bitch bucket. Driven only by hairy leg lesbo feminists and cock-smokers.
I wish to go to the place where the streetka is made and personally shit down onto each one, because every owner of one is a prick. It is also very ugly.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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lugh

Typo for luagh.
I is teh lugh @ j00!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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gloryholer

One who participates in gloryhole sex.
I hear Dan goes goes this sexual deviant club. He's a gloryholer or something.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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The Pencil Test

In the days of racial segregation in Africa, people of mixed races, or those who looked like they were of mixed race were subjected to the penicl test to decide what race they were. A pencil was placed in thier hair, and should it fall through they were classified as white, and were given the priveliges that were assocciated with white people. Should the pencil not fall through thier hair, they were classified as black and treated as such.
The pencil test was humiliating, and even if someone were to be classified as white, they would still not be totally accepted, and would instead be refered to as 'coloured'.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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