KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

cash crop

(n.) A crop grown with the intent of selling to others, and cannot be used by the farmers of such. The opposite of self-sustainance.

Tobacco is the most popular, but weed is good too! @___@

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

get out more

What I shall do, starting monday.

I have written over 1300 definitions under a variety of names. I think I should get out more!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

common denominator

(n.) A factor that appears the same in different situations. Derived from mathematics where the numerator is divded by the lowest common denominator in fraction questions where it must be discovered which fraction is bigger by making the denominator the same.

Your face is the common denominator in three robberies at your place of work, which implies you have a connection to these robberies, although we could be wrong.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 2, 2004

separate the sheep from the goats

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.

I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 5, 2004

Mosh pit

(Idiom noun) Where the little linkin park kiddies with girlfriends bigger than they are start to hump eachother and get hurt. They pretend these wounds were inflicted by some big fight. The truth is, that if anyone who is not some ghey little nu-metal fan gets in the pit, they knock the living shit out of everyone, including the scrawney singers, security and road crew.

The mosh pit is the dumbest fucking idea ever. It is for people too cowardly to get in a real fight. The pit sucks my dingdong.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Gran Bretagne

Great Britain. See Britain.

J'habite a Gran Bretagne.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

golly

Short for gollywog, a doll collection given away after x number of tokens from the side of jam jars were sent away. Purchasing one jar a week, it took several years to amass the entire collection. These dolls were outlawed after they were claimed to be politically incorrect, although dolls are worth £50 ($80) each.

I found an ancient collection of gollies last year.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004