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you just do what you have done all your adult life but only in your head
only this time its being watched, rated and sold
No worries, i got this, i can pretend nobody's here and all people are good.
Then they give me money and i pay my bills. Thats art.
by Krkič February 8, 2020
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when on your first date you exchange lists of the medication you take, prescribed and self-prescribed
"Because i was diagnosed with schizophrenia in 1992 I take drug a, b and c. Also for my manic depression i've been getting drug d and e."
"Five-ball-juggling eh? Must be tough though both physically and mentally. Do you have a good support system?"
"Yes and no"
"I see. Well, i know drug d. Micro-dosing here. No suicidal tendencies yet so..."
"Goody for you. What about drug abuse, hypersexuality, stuff like that?"
"Hey, im beginning to enjoy our cozy little medidate!"
"Fuck off, you fucking fuck of a fuck! Excuse me, i need the bathroom"
by Krkič May 27, 2020
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How have you been today
I think of you a lot
Please be safe
And if you need to talk
Well you should know by now
future driven
by Krkič April 4, 2020
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You know you deserve a mega slap when you receive one!
Man, that really hurt. How can you be so mean? I guess I will have to mega slap you now.
by Krkič January 29, 2019
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Sometimes the end of a relationship can be a relief. And its even lovelier to know that two ex-lovers are willing to take responsibility for their kids, working together for their sake. Laying aside the personal injuries, the war on the bullshit. Friendship after romance is possible.

Valentin Dey stands for the reward you get for having it cut clean. The new love that will eventually come carry and embed your disappointed heart and turn it into the love machine it is supposed to be.
Valentin Dey is the one who is strong enough to make and let you shine. Who won't ever put you down. Who carries you and your kids because they see you're worth it.
I believe in Valentin Dey.
I thought i had reached the lowest point in my life. I thought there was no beauty in a struggle. I thought nobody could love me again. Valentin Dey turned me around and showed me the scenery surrounding me. And it looked so promising and real.
by Krkič February 14, 2020
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