1050 definitions by Krkič

If you date a butcher be prepared to eat meat everyday.
Be also prepared to get touch tested, massaged, smoked and weighed.
"is there anything i can get you from here?"
Chiemseer
Tegernseer
Augustiner
Obazda
Hirschlederne
FCB Merch 🤭
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by Krkič May 5, 2019
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the least thing you want right now is to scare or to be scared.
you had that share.
just want to move on to the next level
🖤
I hope i did not scare you! 🦉
by Krkič April 2, 2019
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the way i ran up to you everytime i spotted you?
that was physics and chemistry
magnetic and reactive
my old boy. look at him.
by Krkič July 7, 2019
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"I was told to settle for the status quo as it is hyper-real and better than the real thing."
"Sorry to hear that."
by Krkič June 19, 2019
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a fact or event that does not seem to be of colossal importance yet it brings a smile, a shiver or positivity and/or makes your moment when you think about it
"theres so many funfactic moments i recall, so far away in some nonexistent past. the smile they still give me is such a nice way how memory can work. like kissing you in an empty moonlit alleyway, touching your hair, the shiver of stroking your face while at the same time fearing to love you then lose you, or that night i saw you sitting and i approached you and i didnt know what to say but i didnt want to go coz i felt there was no better place to be but you were always acting so cool and not helping me a bit making me do all the work while knowing that you liked me too" 🖤
by Krkič August 2, 2019
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when you had an unforgivably lazy day
"are you here? I'm late"
"yes, you are"
"hydrohead"
"pissplum"
"🖤"
by Krkič June 1, 2019
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absolute newcomer to english language idioms
straight in at number 1
out of nowhere. here to stay. go check it out
"hey, so what we perceived as normal practically shifted overnight. its like Point Zero."
"Its too early to even imagine where we are going. this could take years."
by Krkič March 23, 2020
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