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What's wrong

a question. a question is a form of communication. it formally asks the recipient of its words to kindly waste some saliva and mouth and tongue movement to provide the requested information
example: "What happened, John? What's wrong?"
by Krkič October 16, 2019
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picture

you're attending a talk titled "reproduction, circulation, migration" and all you can think about is one simple truth: the bigger the head, the more space to kiss
"god, this is boring. I'll have me a picture."
by Krkič October 17, 2019
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Saturnday

eight minutes ago you knocked on my door. I opened it carefully loosening four chains then turning the key. you had mentioned you were going to bring a friend but you didnt and i am relieved to not have to waste extra energy on my interpersonal skills. so i enjoy just being and feeling myself with you and that its ok and right to be silent when theres no need for noise. not that my voice was made for keeping quiet but its been a long day and i've had my verbal share. I am relaxed. you bring tenseness from where ever it is you're coming from. we follow the music that leads us to the bedroom. still no talking. I start undressing you then myself, its not a greedy or desperate energy, just a mellow, caring vibe as if to invite you to come down, let loose, breathe out.
I am tying your hair. you are stroking mine, undoing it til its free. your breath is on my neck, my back. are you kissing my shoulder blades? this is how we stay for a bit. my head bent backwards resting on your shoulder while you touch my breast very slowly very carefully and my waist and my belly and my hips and thighs. there is movement beneath my lap that excites me. I think its time for a kiss. make it last long. Saturnday long.
by Krkič October 19, 2019
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four

off yer arse yet?
by Krkič October 23, 2019
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neighbour

that guy that you always end up in the lift with. you find him kind of cute but also er, special. like he won't talk just smile and nod a little too long. sometimes he farts and looks at me like "do you get it?". well, it was funny the first time. once he urinated the shape of a heart while going up. i suppose he doesnt believe in verbal communication. i definitely know him through smells. i know him too well. if one day i should discover a pile of poop in the shape of a unicorn, i'll let you know.
my neighbour assaulted me again while going up. being cute won't save his ass.
by Krkič October 24, 2019
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don't become

don't laugh
don't tickle
don't nag
don't win
don't kiss
don't touch
don't dream
don't try
don't boost
don't move
don't call
don't ask
don't dare
just stay there. shut up. be sad and small. so i can feel better. my heart ripped apart by envy and jealousy.
(don't become what you say you dislike)
by Krkič October 24, 2019
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curtains

you care about someone who is depressed. like you see all this beauty in them but they chase you away for suggesting positivity.

they live out a persona online they wish they could be in real life. but depression is a thing. they need help.
good morning, lovely. may i open the curtains. lets grab a ball and go outside maybe?
by Krkič October 25, 2019
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