Krkič's definitions

philanthropist

when you are unemployed you can always add this to spice up your bio

Georgia, 34
philanthropist, artist, feminist, humanitarian, mother

by Krkič December 29, 2019

brass

a bra for your ass.
cups start from -AA to +SS
common brands: "Derrière Embrassé", "Popo Tight" and "Wonderbrass"
several beauty standard campaigns have convinced women to "not let them cheeks hang loose" when looking for a potential mate as too less or too much of ass will lead the object of desire to think the woman's motherly qualities are flawed.

"i cannot possibly procreate with this..thing..its not sporting a brass."

by Krkič October 31, 2020

kute

U still kute

You look lost sometimes
But you kute

by Krkič July 13, 2019

toilet

I love you but you have pee in your head

Can you tell your brain to use the toilet?

by Krkič October 10, 2019

Christmas

Hope you have a good day with good people or good things.
Hope you get a boner while thinking of me.

Merry Christmas, my dear.

by Krkič September 18, 2020

honesty

no problem
I can deal with it
I just have to speed up if you don't mind
because i want clearance

in everything

Let me solve a potential misunderstanding
not pressuring anyone to do as i wish
but to grant me the honesty i deserve
the rest is my business
🖤

by Krkič September 20, 2019

off the coast

to get so excited on the plane the captain is forced to do an emergency landing on an oil rig in the atlantic ocean.

"where the hell are you?"
"yeah so we had to do an emergency landing and I am currently sunbathing on some oily platform off the coast."

by Krkič April 28, 2019