Krkič's definitions

Mrs Cruz

She is expected to run around bossy all day. If she isnt bossy whole teams fall apart. And although she resents it, she understands that she has to be that bossy bitch.
When she comes home, she don't mind taking off some of that bossiness. Peel it off like a dress and lose control for a bit. You know?

"shit, its Mrs Cruz. What she want this time?"
"run, mate, that Cruz bitch is eyeing us!"

by Krkič August 5, 2019

Acid Reflux

If you have it constantly you should see a doctor.
If not you can try leblebi (roasted chickpeas) and coke. Strange but it worked.

Acid Reflux
Instant relief: leblebi and Coca Cola

by Krkič August 22, 2019

the fourth hour

entering the fourth hour of messaging between two people. you have had all the "whatchu doings" and "howyafeelings". then one party writes this.

the fourth hour:
Tell me something that you really enjoy

by Krkič August 24, 2019

applial

any type of administrative application which turns out a trial in which you are accused of obtaining benefits under false pretenses

fuck this applial system
wrong any way you look at it
oppressive humiliating dehumanizing

by Krkič February 11, 2021

Seriously

like, when you, like, mean some something and stuff?

seriously, you have a place to stay? where do you sleep? how can i help you?

by Krkič February 19, 2019

it just does know

kindness
is
not

weakness

Do you think it is naive to speak my open heart, sweet knight? Because it might be betrayed by some dull, carefree creature of the night? Because it can be lulled into believing some word of art?
Tell me, sweet Gent, if it cannot be so that to be naive would not exclude to sense a lie? Because the heart is open and its rays do touch a work of love and knows. It just does know. Or will know in time.

by Krkič April 22, 2019

containers

Please give me money so i can pay the rent.
I havent worked in ages and won't be soon due to the pandemic and other things.
Some say i am lazy but thats not true. I am very, very sensitive.

"Hi, i want the job. Please take me. I can do anything and will be good, too."
"OK. Tell me about your professional experience."
"I have taken care of my kids since March. We glued glass beads onto various containers such as bottles and jars. We collected stones from the park and painted them. Yeah, stuff like that."
"Mhm."

by Krkič May 5, 2020